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Old 01-06-2010, 10:47 PM   #301
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I don't want to ruin a good thing here, but I have to share.

Dude I work with today says (and I believe him) that he enjoys having sex with his wife's armpit. He said it started years ago when she was on the rag. He says they both actually prefer it.

How the fuck was I supposed to respond to that? I told him I feel bad for him. He said not to. I walked away.

Tha fuck?

I work in the restaurant business, so let's say I have been blessed with other people's ridiculous pleasures.....that one is up there. I might consider switching jobs if I were you
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  • Old 01-06-2010, 10:47 PM   #302
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    I don't want to ruin a good thing here, but I have to share.

    Dude I work with today says (and I believe him) that he enjoys having sex with his wife's armpit. He said it started years ago when she was on the rag. He says they both actually prefer it.

    How the fuck was I supposed to respond to that? I told him I feel bad for him. He said not to. I walked away.

    Tha fuck?
    Does he wait for her to sweat a lot before he gets to bangin? I mean, armpit has to lube itself somehow.

    I bet you get some good fart noises going with that one.

    Did you ask him if he uses Taco Bell hot sauce as lube?
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    Old 01-06-2010, 10:59 PM   #303
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    I don't want to ruin a good thing here, but I have to share.

    Dude I work with today says (and I believe him) that he enjoys having sex with his wife's armpit. He said it started years ago when she was on the rag. He says they both actually prefer it.

    How the fuck was I supposed to respond to that? I told him I feel bad for him. He said not to. I walked away.

    Tha fuck?
    Wow...just, wow.
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    Old 01-06-2010, 11:01 PM   #304
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    Wow...just, wow.
    Oh did you just get a boner over there?

    I've just eaten some Taco Bell so...ya know.....what?
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    Old 01-06-2010, 11:01 PM   #305
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    I don't want to ruin a good thing here, but I have to share.

    Dude I work with today says (and I believe him) that he enjoys having sex with his wife's armpit. He said it started years ago when she was on the rag. He says they both actually prefer it.

    How the fuck was I supposed to respond to that? I told him I feel bad for him. He said not to. I walked away.

    Tha fuck?
    right pit or left pit?
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    Old 01-06-2010, 11:02 PM   #306
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    Oh did you just get a boner over there?

    I've just eaten some Taco Bell so...ya know.....what?
    Rawr...
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    Old 01-06-2010, 11:03 PM   #307
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    Rawr...
    Oh hello there...*fffffffth*
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    Old 01-06-2010, 11:03 PM   #308
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    right pit or left pit?
    That's the beauty of it. Women have only one vagina, but two armpits, so it's like an instant threesome.
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    Old 01-06-2010, 11:04 PM   #309
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    That's the beauty of it. Women have only one vagina, but two armpits, so it's like an instant threesome.
    Uh, foursome.
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    Old 01-06-2010, 11:05 PM   #310
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    Uh, foursome.
    Well it sounds like they've forsaken vaginal sex for...pittal sex?
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    Old 01-06-2010, 11:07 PM   #311
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    Well it sounds like they've forsaken vaginal sex for...pittal sex?
    The Ass
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    The Vag
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    Right Pit
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    Left Pit
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    Foursome
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    Old 01-06-2010, 11:13 PM   #312
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    The Ass
    +
    The Vag
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    Right Pit
    +
    Left Pit
    ________

    Foursome

    well that would be a fivesome..youre not including said female? one shlong for each pit/hole = 4 + the girl = 5?
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    Old 01-06-2010, 11:22 PM   #313
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    well that would be a fivesome..youre not including said female? one shlong for each pit/hole = 4 + the girl = 5?
    When you've got those 4 the girl may as well not exist.

    The peen is not counted when tallying for a __some. You are only counting the things you can put said peen in. I guess it would be a fivesome because you can use her mouth as a port of entry. So, to recap:

    The Ass
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    The Vag
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    The Mouth
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    Right Armpit
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    Left Armpit
    _________

    Fivesome
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    Old 01-06-2010, 11:58 PM   #314
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    When you've got those 4 the girl may as well not exist.

    The peen is not counted when tallying for a __some. You are only counting the things you can put said peen in. I guess it would be a fivesome because you can use her mouth as a port of entry. So, to recap:

    The Ass
    +
    The Vag
    +
    The Mouth
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    Right Armpit
    +
    Left Armpit
    _________

    Fivesome
    What? Since when?

    (What have I started?)
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    Old 01-07-2010, 12:03 AM   #315
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    What? Since when?

    (What have I started?)
    Ya know....I am wrong. Wow, I'm very wrong. What the fuck have I bee doing?!

    It is indeed a Sixsome. Rare. Especially when it contains 2 people. But, plausible. So, for hopefully the last time:

    The Ass
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    The Vag
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    Right Armpit
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    Left Armpit
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    Your Peen
    __________

    Sixsome
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    Old 01-07-2010, 12:32 AM   #316
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    Still the best damn thread of the new decade.
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    Old 01-07-2010, 12:45 AM   #317
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    how the fuck is this thread not locked yet?

    and if it's a fat chick, you could get it up to a sevensome
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    Old 01-07-2010, 12:47 AM   #318
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    how the fuck is this thread not locked yet?

    and if it's a fat chick, you could get it up to a sevensome
    If it's a fat chick, you don't get any sum. You stay the fuck away. Don't give her the satisfaction.
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    Old 01-07-2010, 12:58 AM   #319
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    I thought this was Bohrman's brown eye girl.



    Seriously, unless you're Bohrman, don't look at the link.
    Oh, fuck you.
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    Old 01-07-2010, 03:14 AM   #320
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    has nobody bag piped a girl before? its fucking great
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    Old 01-07-2010, 03:16 AM   #321
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    why would you only count the ports of entry? in order for there to be a weiner stuck in each port, there must be a broha equipped with said weiner. the formula is girl + guy(ports of entry)
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    Old 01-07-2010, 03:19 AM   #322
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    has nobody bag piped a girl before? its fucking great
    If that's what I'm imagining... Yes.
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    Old 01-07-2010, 03:21 AM   #323
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    If that's what I'm imagining... Yes.
    feels good man
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    Old 01-07-2010, 04:09 AM   #324
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    why would you only count the ports of entry? in order for there to be a weiner stuck in each port, there must be a broha equipped with said weiner. the formula is girl + guy(ports of entry)
    If you read all of my posts I did admit to this. I was calculating wrong (stupid mistake on my part). The peen is a very important part of the process. The most important part.
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    Old 01-07-2010, 05:33 AM   #325
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    why would you only count the ports of entry? in order for there to be a weiner stuck in each port, there must be a broha equipped with said weiner. the formula is girl + guy(ports of entry)
    wud the fuk?
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    Old 01-07-2010, 08:08 PM   #326
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    Had a brick today. Yes sir. Drew a tear. Thought about you guys. Had to share.
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    Old 01-07-2010, 08:16 PM   #327
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    she had small tits
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    Old 01-07-2010, 08:18 PM   #328
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    What is "bag-piping" a girl. I am extremely interested
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    Old 01-07-2010, 08:24 PM   #329
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    Oh, fuck you.
    It took you a long time to look at that link dude.
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    Old 01-07-2010, 08:30 PM   #330
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    What is "bag-piping" a girl. I am extremely interested
    Fucking her armpit.
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