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Old 01-10-2009, 09:55 PM   #31
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I think second to the left is pretty attractive.

And I wasn't joking about it being second to the right. In my experience, ugly girls can be real hos.
I couldn't disagree more with your first sentence. I think she is hiteous. Ew.

But the bolded is certainly true.
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    holy shit plot twist!
    What if it were the same 75 dudes because they always did it in foursomes!?!
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    Hmm.. kudos, interesting way to cap off the night. I actually think the girl 2nd from the right is kinda cute, it might just be not optimal lighting, perhaps with a bit more makeup, etc. In my view the far left girl is easily the most unattractive one.

    Now then as to the answer, mind you I don't regard the situation this way, but knowing how the bulk of society thinks (unfortunately)... I get the feeling just from the hang of her clothes that the 2nd from the right is perhaps the "heaviest" of the bunch, but that of course doesn't mean she's even at all "fat", just that in the context of these 4 girls, she's the thickest. I don't think there's anything wrong with her at all, I definitely wouldn't call her fat, but most guys seem to have an extremely low tolerance for "extra weight" on a girl (and after all, because most guys are incredible looking Boflex models... ) and so there'd be a bunch who I'm guessing would regard her as possibly fat, and as such, she'd be the one who'd theoretically have to put out more to have her fun.

    Hence, she's the whore.


    and errm... what's her number... ?
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    Old 01-10-2009, 10:00 PM   #34
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    I'm just finished my bourbon and I'm getting up in five hours to go snowboarding, I'll post the answer when I get back tomorrow. Goodnight all.
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    Why can't I meet a nice college slut of my own to bring home to mom...
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    actually the more I think about it, the more I could see the far left being a possibility. Like, the second to the left is just tricking me saying, "hey I look like a whore, but I actually am not!!" and the left one is just eye fucking me saying "i want your penis in or around the vicinity of my vaginal cavity"
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    I bet its the porker
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    Old 01-10-2009, 10:08 PM   #38
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    actually the more I think about it, the more I could see the far left being a possibility. Like, the second to the left is just tricking me saying, "hey I look like a whore, but I actually am not!!" and the left one is just eye fucking me saying "i want your penis in or around the vicinity of my vaginal cavity"
    No but it'd be extra funny if it really is #2. Like it's a double trick question. She's the one that looks most obvious off the bat, so you naturally think well then it CAN'T be her, but then he uses that to his advantage, gets everyone off thinking her then whammo -- it really is her

    Ya know like in the first Scream movie, you're thinking the killer can't possibly be Billy, because mystery movies have taught us that the bad guy is never the guy that everyone thinks it is thru the whole movie, ohhhhh - but what if it IS??
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    Old 01-10-2009, 10:09 PM   #39
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    No but it'd be extra funny if it really is #2. Like it's a double trick question. She's the one that looks most obvious off the bat, so you naturally think well then it CAN'T be her, but then he uses that to his advantage, gets everyone off thinking her then whammo -- it really is her

    Ya know like in the first Scream movie, you're thinking the killer can't possibly be Billy, because mystery movies have taught us that the bad guy is never the guy that everyone thinks it is thru the whole movie, ohhhhh - but what if it IS??
    was just thinking that

    FUCK!
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    I bet its the porker
    Presuming you're referring to the same girl I was, exactly the mentality I was expecting
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    Re: Guess which one of these girls has humped more than 75 guys.

    I really hope 2nd from left is on this site.

    I would e-fuck her to #76.

    But the answer to the question is left.

    Pink shirt is too tall and older/mature looking. She's the den mother of the group, keeps the rest in line and volunteers at the local animal shelter.

    2nd from right might try and trick you into the "ugly innocent chicks fuck a lot" scenario, but its not gonna fly in this case. Sure, don't let the conservative wool jacket fool you... she's hanging with a party crew and openly craves to be stuffed in several orifices. Her plainness and utter lack of personality amidst a sea of blondeness, however, deter her from achieving her goals.

    Now 2nd to the left. She is the girl grinding up on anything that moves at the party, as well as various inanimate objects. She gets shit-plastered til she can't see straight and is practically falling on some guy. But no no no, this girl is taking a detour from pleasure town, cuz she's a Grade A cock-tease. Thie party girl throws her pink Powershot back in her North Face and is back at her own room passed out after a night out. She's satisfied knowing that she can get a guy's attention, but deny his cock...

    Unlike girl #1. This your classic crackwhore slam pig. She waits til you're drunk enough that you just see blonde hair and skinny, grabs your cock, and she's off. You wake up in the morning, freak out, and she goes back to the girls and notches some self esteem points at how she was the only one to find a guy that night. She is your whore.

    Good night.

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    Old 01-10-2009, 10:10 PM   #42
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    was just thinking that

    FUCK!
    It's just an epic MINDFUCK, man!!!

    No but then see, they assume you're thinking even that, so it's turned around even again, so it really ISN"T her.

    aaaaaaaaccckkkk

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    Old 01-10-2009, 10:13 PM   #43
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    I really hope 2nd from left is on this site.

    I would e-fuck her to #76.

    But the answer to the question is left.

    Pink shirt is too tall and older/mature looking. She's the den mother of the group, keeps the rest in line and volunteers at the local after-school program.

    2nd from right might try and trick you into the "ugly innocent chicks fuck a lot" scenario, but its not gonna fly in this case. Sure, don't let the conservative wool jacket fool you... she's hanging with a party crew and openly craves to be stuffed in several orifices. Her plainness and utter lack of personality amidst a sea of blondeness, however, deter her from achieving her goals.

    Now 2nd to the left. She is the girl grinding up on anything that moves at the party, as well as various inanimate objects. She gets shit-plastered til she can't see straight and is practically falling on some guy. But no no no, this girl is taking a detour from pleasure town, cuz she's a Grade A cock-tease. Thie party girl throws her pink Powershot back in her North Face and is back at her own room passed out after a night out. She's satisfied knowing that she can get a guy's attention, but deny his cock...

    Unlike girl #1. This your classic crackwhore slam pig. She waits til you're drunk enough that you just see blonde hair and skinny, grabs your cock, and she's off. You wake up in the morning, freak out, and she goes back to the girls and notches some self esteem points at how she was the only one to find a guy that night. She is your whore.

    Good night.
    Man I really don't get it. Sure I realize to each his own and everything, but if more people seriously find #3 more unattractive than #1.... wow
    You guys are being harsh to #3 I'm not saying she's prom queen or anything, but she's a few steps up above #1 definitely.
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    #1 Foul
    #2 Whore
    #3 Fugly
    #4 Ugly
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    second to right. i think this is one a them trick questions. see, you want to say 1, 2 or 4, cause they kinda look like whores, right? and there's 3, all innocent and shit. wrong. she is your filthy whore.
    My thoughts exactly.
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    Man I really don't get it. Sure I realize to each his own and everything, but if more people seriously find #3 more unattractive than #1.... wow
    You guys are being harsh to #3 I'm not saying she's prom queen or anything, but she's a few steps up above #1 definitely.
    Agreed, I was just quoting the #3 is ugly = proof she's a slut theory. IMO, #3 > #1, only because #1 has this frenzied look of psycho girl. But after a beer or ten, #1 > #3 easily, she'll get her freak on all over that shit.

    p.s. menage a quatre

    (edit: forgot to put #3 in there, she's having issues with Christian guilt)

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    2
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    3
    1

    that would be my porking list
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    Old 01-10-2009, 10:23 PM   #48
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    Damn. So far one girl has got 100% of the votes. She must really look like she likes the D.
    I just love the phrase "the D"

    Clemson it'd be hysterical if any one of those four found this thread
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    Old 01-10-2009, 10:26 PM   #49
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    #3, im going with the "innocent looking trick" on this one
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    #2 is the WAY to obvious answer on this one.

    I'm going to go with #3. I'm with you Kevin. She's not as bad as people are making her out to be.
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    I think it's a trick question. I'm going with all four.
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    It's definitely the girl that is second from the left in the first pic, and third from the left in the second.
    You can just tell by her expression and body language.
    She loves the cock.
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    second from the left, easily.
    Ditto.
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    Knowing so many whores myself, I've been able to develop what I call a whore eye.. which zeros right in to the girl that 2nd from the right in the first picture.
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    pink shirt
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    I don't know about you guys, but I'm pretty sure.
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    Re: Guess which one of these girls has humped more than 75 guys.

    Bigger question: Which one of them is a dude?
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    Even if the ugly girl second from the right wanted to be a slut I doubt she could find 75 guys to fuck her.
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    Even if the ugly girl second from the right wanted to be a slut I doubt she could find 75 guys to fuck her.
    This has been my thesis.
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    2nd from the right.

    Got go with the uggo theory

    EDIT: Yeah, I thought 2nd from the left at first, but it's way too easy. Kind of like the mystery girl. HEYO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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