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Old 07-22-2009, 08:05 AM   #61
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    Old 07-22-2009, 08:05 AM   #63
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    Old 07-22-2009, 08:06 AM   #64
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    whats pulling out?
    Not ejaculating is very unsafe. Stay away.
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    Old 07-22-2009, 08:06 AM   #65
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    Ok the only thing that scared me was the condom falling off and going back on..lilke I said I didn't cum inside of her or anything...just being 19 and having that thought in your head is scary...thanks for the people who were serious
    You should have used a new condom when the old one fell off. If there were no tears in it or anything, I wouldn't worry, just remember, you don't need to ejaculate inside her for sperm to get up in there. Preejaculate/ pre-cum still has sperm in it.
    Again, good for you for using protection. Keep in mind too that even if she is on the pill (she just started right?) you should use another form of protection for the first two months, and she can miss pills and forget to take them, so don't rely on her to be in charge. There are women out there who want to trap men. I'm not saying she is one of them, but you don't want a scare like this again.
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    Old 07-22-2009, 08:08 AM   #66
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    Not ejaculating is very unsafe. Stay away.
    yes i know its a much higher percentage because of our friend pc.. but if you add that on top of condom and pill it helps the odds even more, thats what i was alluding to
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    Old 07-22-2009, 08:08 AM   #67
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    She won't want to...she's just gonna say "I'm not pregnant" and almost get like offended that I'm believing her mother...I know stupid but with somethings she's just so set in her ways
    I wouldn't be having sex with her then. Sorry.
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    Old 07-22-2009, 08:08 AM   #68
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    Old 07-22-2009, 08:08 AM   #69
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    You should have used a new condom when the old one fell off. If there were no tears in it or anything, I wouldn't worry, just remember, you don't need to ejaculate inside her for sperm to get up in there. Preejaculate/ pre-cum still has sperm in it.
    Again, good for you for using protection. Keep in mind too that even if she is on the pill (she just started right?) you should use another form of protection for the first two months, and she can miss pills and forget to take them, so don't rely on her to be in charge. There are women out there who want to trap men. I'm not saying she is one of them, but you don't want a scare like this again.
    No she's been on the pill for a year or two now I believe...she takes them regularly yes because everytime we hang out an alarm goes off on her phone at 9 o clock to take them...No there was no tear or rips in the condom..I pinched the tip and put it right back on
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    Old 07-22-2009, 08:10 AM   #70
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    semen goes on the face until you are in the mid 20s and financially stable.
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    buy these next time. http://www.fakecrap.com/images/jokes...er_condoms.jpg
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    Old 07-22-2009, 08:13 AM   #73
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    semen goes on the face until you are in the mid 20s and financially stable.
    yess!!!
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    Old 07-22-2009, 08:13 AM   #75
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    Old 07-22-2009, 08:13 AM   #76
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    This forum's maturity level is on par with that of the average Spongebob fan.
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    Old 07-22-2009, 08:14 AM   #77
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    Woman don't shit when they are pregnant?

    And if she is on the pill, then you should be slaying her box like you're Zorro

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    Old 07-22-2009, 08:15 AM   #78
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    This forum's maturity level is on par with that of the average Spongebob fan.
    To be fair, the OP was asking for it. Also, it's fun.
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    This forum's maturity level is on par with that of the average Spongebob fan.
    Yet you've stuck around for 7+ years and 12k+ posts.
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    Like I already said...I'm pretty certain that she's not but the mere thought of pregnancy at age 19 is scary and I just wanted to make sure. I knew that the condom falling off and going back on was bad just didn't know how bad
    A condom falling off is "practically useless" bad.

    And why does the mother know you had sex? Does she know about the condom falling off?
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    [quote=DIDriveOut2SPAC;9836543]

    And if she is on the pill, then you should be slaying her box like you're Zorro
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    This is actually really bad advice for most guys out there.
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    Old 07-22-2009, 08:17 AM   #82
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    Yet you've stuck around for 7+ years and 12k+ posts.
    Yeah the bulk of that was made a long time ago.

    But lately it's been sort of a

    *touches fire*
    Ow! Fire bad!

    3 months pass

    *touches fire*
    Ow! Fire bad*


    situation
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    First, you didn't go for another "fifteen minutes". you went 2 minutes tops. Don't turn my forum into a house of lies.

    Next, were you wearing a New Jersey at the time of this incident? That could explain a lot.

    Also, if you get a vasectomy now, this fear will never strike you again, and the world will be stronger.
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    Yeah the bulk of that was made a long time ago.

    But lately it's been sort of a

    *touches fire*
    Ow! Fire bad!

    3 months pass

    *touches fire*
    Ow! Fire bad*


    situation
    I agree with Beefy, it's mad fun.
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    First, you didn't go for another "fifteen minutes". you went 2 minutes tops. Don't turn my forum into a house of lies.

    Next, were you wearing a New Jersey at the time of this incident? That could explain a lot.

    Also, if you get a vasectomy now, this fear will never strike you again, and the world will be stronger.
    Man look who jumped on the wagon
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    First, you didn't go for another "fifteen minutes". you went 2 minutes tops. Don't turn my forum into a house of lies.

    Next, were you wearing a New Jersey at the time of this incident? That could explain a lot.

    Also, if you get a vasectomy now, this fear will never strike you again, and the world will be stronger.
    Massive LULz. all of this. Win.
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    Congrats on the kid
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    Old 07-22-2009, 08:24 AM   #88
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    I agree with Beefy, it's mad fun.
    What is this, 1996?
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    Old 07-22-2009, 08:27 AM   #90
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    Ok I'm really nervous and probably shouldn't be and I'm looking for a few answers..me and my girlfriend were having sex. As soon as we started she complained it hurt so as i pulled out the condom slipped off. I put it back on and tried again... we had sex for about fifteen minutes and I didn't ejaculate at all or anything. She's also on birth control...It's been a few weeks and she said she already got her period. Just recently she started getting a stomach ache and hasn't used the bathroom in a few days...her mother is the one who is making me nervous by saying she's pregnant...My girlfriend says no chance but the mother is starting to make me really really nervous...please get back to me and please no jokes..I'm actually nervous
    I'm not going to read the rest of the replies, since most of them are likely a joke, and just respond to this post.

    She's not pregnant. If you want some reassurance, go to a Planned Parenthood clinic for a test or pick up some cheap home pregnancy tests at the drug store. Either way, go with her. If you're scared then she might be scared as well and you don't want to make her do it alone.

    If she has a stomach ache and has been constipated, it could be a number of things. She could have something semi-complicated like diverticulitis or it could be really simple like not eating enough fiber and drinking enough water. Ask her to start drinking some more water, eat a lot of green/leafy vegetables and go for a brisk walk for at least 30 minutes each day. That should get her system working again. If the stomach ache doesn't go away soon and the above doesn't work, she should just go see a doctor and explain the problem.

    I really doubt it's anything serious. Good luck!
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