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Old 12-07-2009, 11:44 AM   #61
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I'm gonna go with

LOVE!

then came...

BABY!
this is amazing.
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    Old 12-07-2009, 11:44 AM   #63
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    how about you comprehend that the pill and comdons rate of effectiveness are identical.

    whats a bigger risk? not using BC and a condom breaking and coming inside of a girl, or using BC and no condom and coming outside of the girl?
    When you take something that is 95% effective and add it to something that is 85% effective, that makes the pill + condom, like 98% effective when both are used correctly. That's much higher than the condom or pill alone.

    Its not like you take two precations, and the one with the lower or higher percentage is the one that you go with. It compounds.....
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    Old 12-07-2009, 11:44 AM   #64
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    no im not? i know i fucked her without a condom, obviously.

    it comes down to this:

    girl isnt on BC
    i use condoms 100% of the time

    girl uses BC correctly
    i dont use condom and still pull out

    therefor

    if girl told me she wasnt taking it the right way
    i still use condoms 100% of the time

    ...and she didnt, so i didnt, and here we are
    In all likelihood she is not pregnant and just over reacting or trying to mess with you.

    I hope that's the case, and I agree with what Katie said.
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    Are you really going to argue that she is to blame for this???
    She is partially. Takes two to tango.

    But the OP hasn't admitted to being a part of it yet, and that is the problem.
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    Old 12-07-2009, 11:45 AM   #66
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    semen doesn't get anyone pregnant, sperm does.... and sperm shouldn't be in teh pre-cumz unless you just got done bangaranign.

    i think.
    We should know by the end of the day
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    Old 12-07-2009, 11:45 AM   #67
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    Not gonna lie, this thread has basically unlimited potential at this point.
    agreed. Its' going to be 8-10 pages by the end of the hour.
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    Old 12-07-2009, 11:45 AM   #68
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    Re: I am freaking the FUCK out (womenfailC)

    same situation kind of happened to me last year where me and the girl i was seeing broke up and then a week later she said she might be pregnant because she was over a week late.

    it turns out she wasn't so i dodged that bullet, but after the initial shock of it you really need to get down to business.

    it doesn't do any good to blame someone, this isn't something that is easy for anyone (especially her) and if you play the blame game it's just going to get worse.
    i told my ex at the time that whatever she wanted to do was up to her, i wasn't about to pressure her to get an abortion, i don't feel i have very much say in that. i just told her that i would do whatever i could to help, and be there in any way possible.

    i understand you freaking out, but really this is more of a time to man up than to get pissed and start blaming people. it doesn't change the fact that if she is pregnant, you will have to face it sooner or later.

    of course that's probably easy for me to say because my ex wasn't pregnant, but still it forced me to do a lot of thinking before i found that out and it all resulted in me doing what i could to help and support her. despite all the joke responses, it really isn't funny and could be pretty serious for you and the rest of your life
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    Old 12-07-2009, 11:45 AM   #69
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    The baby could be mine. I fucked her a month ago while you were in class.
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    Old 12-07-2009, 11:45 AM   #70
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    Okay, so to your numbers:
    1. You still wear one if you want to be even more sure.
    2. Pre-cum has semen in it.
    3. More reason why you should have used a rubber.
    4. She might just be sayign this to annoy you and piss you off, and to make you freak out. you said she's crazy.

    If she's pregnant, act like an adult and hear what she has to say. Then, give your opinion on what should be done and start to prepare for the consequences. I'd also ask to see her take a pregnancy test, to make sure she isn't saying this just to keep you around.
    well if i knew she was lying i would have used a condom...i wasnt aware she had been lying until today.

    i know she isnt doing this to keep me around. the break up was mutual, we still want to be friends, but we both just knew it wasnt working (especially her). shes crazy just like any girl is crazy, and i really dont think shed say this just to get me worked up. we didnt end things on a terrible note, so its not like that you got me ill get you back mindset. this is serious.

    im so pissed because i asked her to simply go take the test now so we can be sure and then go from there, but she was just so "ooo whatever it can wait," that it pisses me off. she doesnt take into account how i feel about the whole situation; its my life too.
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    Old 12-07-2009, 11:45 AM   #71
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    she is probably just fuckin with your head, typical woman stuff. My ex told me the day after i broke up with her that she took two pregnancy tests that said she was pregnant and she said she missed her period so i freaked out, come to realize that she was just lying to me because i broke up with her...
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    Old 12-07-2009, 11:46 AM   #72
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    Rly though the internet has so much info for helping to raise a baby. This should be a non issue in todays age.
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    Old 12-07-2009, 11:46 AM   #73
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    Are you really going to argue that she is to blame for this???
    I have never loved you more than this moment.
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    Old 12-07-2009, 11:47 AM   #74
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    The baby could be mine. I fucked her a month ago while you were in class.
    This baby is going to turn into a Lightning fan. How terrible.
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    41Step is all like hahahaha booya
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    If someone could just translate the OP into Spanish I have a feeling all of this will work itself out.
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    she is probably just fuckin with your head, typical woman stuff. My ex told me the day after i broke up with her that she took two pregnancy tests that said she was pregnant and she said she missed her period so i freaked out, come to realize that she was just lying to me because i broke up with her...


    So I was on my way down to South Beach with my now wife, when my recent ex called and said she was preggers...I got a little flighty and my girlfriend at the time (now wife) said "don't worry about it, bitches pull this shit all the time. Million bucks that bitch is lying her ass off cause she wants to keep you".

    The story kept going for a few more weeks but ended with no baby and cervical cancer

    fuck that cunt, lol.
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    i know she isnt doing this to keep me around. the break up was mutual, we still want to be friends, but we both just knew it wasnt working (especially her). shes crazy just like any girl is crazy, and i really dont think shed say this just to get me worked up. we didnt end things on a terrible note, so its not like that you got me ill get you back mindset. this is serious.
    Yeah, but that's what she TOLD you. Sometimes what we say and what we mean are two different things.
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    41Step is all like hahahaha booya
    Nah he's still probably jealous.
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    same situation kind of happened to me last year where me and the girl i was seeing broke up and then a week later she said she might be pregnant because she was over a week late.

    it turns out she wasn't so i dodged that bullet, but after the initial shock of it you really need to get down to business.

    it doesn't do any good to blame someone, this isn't something that is easy for anyone (especially her) and if you play the blame game it's just going to get worse.
    i told my ex at the time that whatever she wanted to do was up to her, i wasn't about to pressure her to get an abortion, i don't feel i have very much say in that. i just told her that i would do whatever i could to help, and be there in any way possible.

    i understand you freaking out, but really this is more of a time to man up than to get pissed and start blaming people. it doesn't change the fact that if she is pregnant, you will have to face it sooner or later.

    of course that's probably easy for me to say because my ex wasn't pregnant, but still it forced me to do a lot of thinking before i found that out and it all resulted in me doing what i could to help and support her. despite all the joke responses, it really isn't funny and could be pretty serious for you and the rest of your life
    ...exactly why i am freaking out. while i want nothing to do with this girl long-term, i still love her, and i could not live my life knowing i have a kid and not being there. my dad is the most important person in my life, and i couldnt live knowing i denied my own child of something i cherish so much.

    that being said, again, this is why im going nuts. im a junior in college. im gonna be 21 in 2 months. i think about when class is over, whats going on this weekend, where i can get the best weed, and football. im enjoying the last few years i have of being an immature college kid who lives a perfect life in their little collegiate bubble before being thrown out into the real world, and this changes EVERYTHING. its like too much to think about
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    OP,

    If it makes you feel any better, I have a pregnancy scare probably once every 2 months with my gf. The good news is, I didn't just break up with her, and she is already working as a full-time nurse with a very nice income..so it wouldn't be a full fledged drop out of school disaster if she DID get pregnant.

    Let it also be known that this broad you're dealing with isn't the only one that sucks at taking her pill. Girls are fucking idiots when it comes to the pill. I literally deal with the same "oh, well I mean I've forgotten it a few times" thing, and so have like 15 of my friends here at school. 99% of girls treat the pill like its a fucking flintstone vitamin.

    Another thing that I can't believe nobody has mentioned yet, is that there's a good chance this chick is crazy and looking for attention. What better way to get a man back on board than telling him you might be having his child?

    In summary, I don't think you're a Dad. I have been EXACTLY where you are before, and it is terrifying...and every single time, it turned out alright. I know pre-jizz has semen in it, but pulling out does lower the chances of it happening. Statistical probability tells me that this bitch is just crazy and hormonal, and not pregnant. Good luck.
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    The baby could be mine. I fucked her a month ago while you were in class.
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    So I was on my way down to South Beach with my now wife, when my recent ex called and said she was preggers...I got a little flighty and my girlfriend at the time (now wife) said "don't worry about it, bitches pull this shit all the time. Million bucks that bitch is lying her ass off cause she wants to keep you".

    The story kept going for a few more weeks but ended with no baby and cervical cancer

    fuck that cunt, lo
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    ...exactly why i am freaking out. while i want nothing to do with this girl long-term, i still love her, and i could not live my life knowing i have a kid and not being there. my dad is the most important person in my life, and i couldnt live knowing i denied my own child of something i cherish so much.

    that being said, again, this is why im going nuts. im a junior in college. im gonna be 21 in 2 months. i think about when class is over, whats going on this weekend, where i can get the best weed, and football. im enjoying the last few years i have of being an immature college kid who lives a perfect life in their little collegiate bubble before being thrown out into the real world, and this changes EVERYTHING. its like too much to think about
    Dude read post 59....you can be there for a kid, if there is a kid....

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    You are a great person.
    I think you missed the point that she is a compulsive liar...bitch didn't have cancer...
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    it is currently 2 PM, and I am quite surprised I have yet to have a heart/panic/anxiety attack...i am literally freaking the fuck out.

    Looooooong story to a short one: i just broke up with my lady partner this past saturday. it was a mutual long-time coming type of thing because our relationship just wasnt working (im an idiot for talking to her at all). so finally we call it quits after a semester of stress and drama.

    but what do i wake up to this morning? the worst text imaginable prompting me to immediately call her. the following conversation ensues:

    dumbho: "i think im pregnant."
    me: WHAT THE FUCK HOW
    dumbho: idk. ive been so sick the past three days, before i even thought about wanting to end things with you. i woke up at 5 AM this morning and had to run to the bathroom to vomit. ive felt sick to my stomach for two days, i keep puking, im more emotional than ever, my tits are tender, and ive been getting menstrual cramps
    me: well thank god maybe its just a rough period?
    dumbho: no, im on my birth control and my period isnt for two more weeks
    me: but if youre on your birth control then how the fuck could you be pregnant? you ARE taking it around the same time EVERY SINGLE DAY like youre supposed to (and like you told me you were), right?
    dumbfuckingidiot: .....no. every now and then like i miss a day and take two at once sometimes...im just really bad at keeping on time with it.
    me:
    dumbcunt: well its probably nothing, theres no need to get so bent out of shape or worried im gonna take a pregnancy test later today.


    are you fucking kidding me? first off, i am on adderall right now, and any time something remotely stressfull starts going down its more or less irreversible and it drives me crazy until it is resolved. second off, this girl is so fucking stupid i cant even come up with the words to describe it. she has birth control, told me to stop using condoms, guaranteed me she was taking it correctly, then waits until she thinks shes pregnant to tell me she hadnt been. i hadnt came inside of her, but when you fuck four or five times in a few hours, im sure theres some sperm or two still chillin on my dick that wana crawl their way up her retarded vagina. lastly, and worst of all, she is a christian fuckbag and does not believe in abortion, whether you catch it in 1 week (last time we fucked) or 1 month. she has said before, "if i got pregnant, im having it and keeping it," thus prompting me to get her on the birth control to begin with...and now she pulls this.

    so what the fuck do i do!? miss nonchalant cuntasaurus-ex is taking her dandy old fucking time and taking a nap before she gets a pregnancy test, and im stuck in the library bugging the fuck out.

    every website i look at that says "first signs of pregnancy" is pointing towards...YOURE FUCKED. i can NOT have a child at 20 years old, let alone with this crazy bitch as a mother. im just going nuts...i dont know what to do until she takes that test; nothing is taking my mind off it.

    that is soo fucking annoying
    it's so dumb when girls are on the pill but always forget to take it (it's not that hard to put an alarm on your cell phone if you can't remember) and tell guys not to wear a condom. soo stupid

    hope it all works out for you
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    Yeah, but that's what she TOLD you. Sometimes what we say and what we mean are two different things.
    i agree. but she initiated the break up, not me. i knew it was only a matter of time until it happened, but my stance was to just wait until after winter break ended so we could have a month away from eachother, and then see where shit went in the spring. she called me out of nowhere and said she couldnt do it anymore because she was so unhappy, so we broke it off together.

    so while normally i believe girls do this shit just to keep guys around, i really dont think shes one of them.
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