Stupid things heard at a show 2017

[ExistenceNow]

Originally Posted by shafe_41

Guy behind me at D&T in Philly...
"They always play a song nobody knows first."
Opened with Bartender.

These know nothing tour guides never cease to amaze me.

[Roose13]

In Philly at the start of a song

"This is totally Crush. I guarantee it!"

*Gravedigger starts*

Later in the show he finally correctly called FTWII, got it right and proceeded to dudebro high five his buddies as if the Flyers just scored a goal Was harmless but hilarious.

Also loved the hippie chick just flutter dancing barefoot throughout the walk way. My fiancé and I had fun watching her the whole night.

[Sleeping2Dream]

Last night at The Mann, Two Step starts and the women behind me yell out, "Warehouse!" I smirk but whatever. In the middle of the song my husband returns with a beer and says Warehouse. At this point I start in, what is wrong with you people, it's Two Step. He looks at me and says, "no, the beer." Oops!


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[jrkarger]

Originally Posted by Roose13

In Philly at the start of a song

"This is totally Crush. I guarantee it!"

*Gravedigger starts*

Later in the show he finally correctly called FTWII, got it right and proceeded to dudebro high five his buddies as if the Flyers just scored a goal Was harmless but hilarious.

Also loved the hippie chick just flutter dancing barefoot throughout the walk way. My fiancé and I had fun watching her the whole night.

I think I saw the same chick N2. She was dancing barefoot on the catwalk from the top of the lawn to the balcony.

Then I saw someone vomiting into the garbage can.

Originally Posted by Sleeping2Dream

Last night at The Mann, Two Step starts and the women behind me yell out, "Warehouse!" I smirk but whatever. In the middle of the song my husband returns with a beer and says Warehouse. At this point I start in, what is wrong with you people, it's Two Step. He looks at me and says, "no, the beer." Oops!


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Was so happy to see WH Pils at the Mann. I consumed a bit and it was delicious.

Stopped at the beer distributor and picked up a case (the last one they had) before heading back to the Burgh. We don't get Starr Hill around these parts.

[TheLastPig]

seeing some people around saying last night CMAC crew let people just wander down to the front of the stage in the aisles etc even if they didnt have seats down there toward the end of the show.

I would not be happy about that if I was sitting down there

[chadizzy1]

Originally Posted by excitingjae

I call you up
You pick up

I got: "I call you up", and then, "You pick up" Now.. we need something here..

[jrkarger]

Originally Posted by TheLastPig

seeing some people around saying last night CMAC crew let people just wander down to the front of the stage in the aisles etc even if they didnt have seats down there toward the end of the show.

I would not be happy about that if I was sitting down there

Some DOUCHE in a widespread panic shirt tried that shit at Star Lake a few years ago. It didn't fly.

His response to my "WTF are you doing?" was, "I can't see from back there, man."

Zero fucks.

[TheLastPig]

Originally Posted by jrkarger

Some DOUCHE in a widespread panic shirt tried that shit at Star Lake a few years ago. It didn't fly.

His response to my "WTF are you doing?" was, "I can't see from back there, man."

Zero fucks.

Just saw some lady on the fam post how sees been seeing dave for 20 years and for the first time they could afford to get under the pavilion but it was the second to last row, so she felt entitled after so many years to be able to walk down and stand in the aisle in the 3rd row.


Those sob stories about not being able to afford it always make me laugh.. you couldnt pay an extra $30 on one ticket one time to be closer?

[jrkarger]

Originally Posted by TheLastPig

Just saw some lady on the fam post how sees been seeing dave for 20 years and for the first time they could afford to get under the pavilion but it was the second to last row, so she felt entitled after so many years to be able to walk down and stand in the aisle in the 3rd row.


Those sob stories about not being able to afford it always make me laugh.. you couldnt pay an extra $30 on one ticket one time to be closer?

Yeah it's unreal.

Normally, I'm not like that at a show; live and let live. But, we were in the center section on the aisle. My wife is short so she got the aisle seat and this jag walks down and stood right in front of her.

[mHeiser92]

There was quite a bit of people lingering around in the aisle near my seat Nashville N1. I was second to last row of the pavilion on the outside aisle so it wasn't a big deal. But rather annoying still that I had people just standing around and walking up and down the aisle constantly through the show. The employee at the top of the section was very strict about checking tickets entering the reserved area, but never did a thing about people in the aisle

[TheLastPig]

yeah I mean if someone is standing to the side in the aisle not bothering anyone im not gonna care. I get more irritated with people walking in and out of the aisle 10x during the show than anything like that. But I also would never just walk down front, youve gotta be a pretty big jerk to do that and stand in front of someone.

[DC Greg]

Philly N2 - Made the mistake of giving a few high fives and being friendly to a drunk, middle aged, short little dude next to me in my section. Things started to get weird about 4 songs deep. Got a firm slap on the ass from this guy... decide to kind of just laugh the first one off and move on. I'm thinking "Maybe this guy is just like a career first base coach and he thinks my awesome dancing and sing alonging is me rounding the bag after hitting a home run." A few minutes later... another slap, and harder. Now I'm getting pissed. Before I can formulate a measured, adult like response to him and/or the people he's with that will address the situation, mother fucker brings another man hand to my man cheeks.

I turn to the dude and yell "You slap my fuckin ass one more time and I'm throwing you over the row in front of us." It was loud enough that his friends heard it and grabbed him. They kept him in timeout for the rest of the show fortunately.

[excitingjae]

Originally Posted by Roose13

Also loved the hippie chick just flutter dancing barefoot throughout the walk way. My fiancé and I had fun watching her the whole night.

Originally Posted by jrkarger

I think I saw the same chick N2. She was dancing barefoot on the catwalk from the top of the lawn to the balcony.

Then I saw someone vomiting into the garbage can.

That dancing chick was right in front of me as I was first row in the Terrace. She eventually got some chick (wearing the throw blanket as a shall) and a dude to dance with her. I haven't seen dancing in the moat like that since Phish at Camden.

And oddly enough that chick throwing up in the trashcan was right behind me Night 2. Night 2 definitely was either "party hard" or "amateur hour" as not only did I see that trashcan puker but the EMTs taking out a guy on a wheelchair who was passed out and I saw some chick passed out on the back lawn.

[Roose13]

Originally Posted by excitingjae

That dancing chick was right in front of me as I was first row in the Terrace. She eventually got some chick (wearing the throw blanket as a shall) and a dude to dance with her. I haven't seen dancing in the moat like that since Phish at Camden.

And oddly enough that chick throwing up in the trashcan was right behind me Night 2. Night 2 definitely was either "party hard" or "amateur hour" as not only did I see that trashcan puker but the EMTs taking out a guy on a wheelchair who was passed out and I saw some chick passed out on the back lawn.

Yup, that's the chick!

My fiance and I were joking that when that couple got the dancing chick's number they were trying to set up a threesome after the show

[lovemesomedmb]

Originally Posted by TheLastPig

Just saw some lady on the fam post how sees been seeing dave for 20 years and for the first time they could afford to get under the pavilion but it was the second to last row, so she felt entitled after so many years to be able to walk down and stand in the aisle in the 3rd row.


Those sob stories about not being able to afford it always make me laugh.. you couldnt pay an extra $30 on one ticket one time to be closer?

I saw that - and I had to respond. I don't care of you've been a fan for 20 years.. that does not entitle you to anything..so ridiculous. if someone wants to let you (someone who paid waaaay more than you, and actually has that seat) then fine. But you are not entitled to do so../rant over

[excitingjae]

Originally Posted by Roose13

Yup, that's the chick!

My fiance and I were joking that when that couple got the dancing chick's number they were trying to set up a threesome after the show

I didn't see that part but they must be into hairy chicks. Whatever works for them though.

[WidespreadMule3]

Originally Posted by DC Greg

Philly N2 - Made the mistake of giving a few high fives and being friendly to a drunk, middle aged, short little dude next to me in my section. Things started to get weird about 4 songs deep. Got a firm slap on the ass from this guy... decide to kind of just laugh the first one off and move on. I'm thinking "Maybe this guy is just like a career first base coach and he thinks my awesome dancing and sing alonging is me rounding the bag after hitting a home run." A few minutes later... another slap, and harder. Now I'm getting pissed. Before I can formulate a measured, adult like response to him and/or the people he's with that will address the situation, mother fucker brings another man hand to my man cheeks.

I turn to the dude and yell "You slap my fuckin ass one more time and I'm throwing you over the row in front of us." It was loud enough that his friends heard it and grabbed him. They kept him in timeout for the rest of the show fortunately.

This is an incredible story.

[Myersteam]

I was at both of the shows in Nashville, on N2 there was a drunk behind me that would shout "Play the Maker" in various ways between every song!!! If you see the setlist, there were 25 of them. I even commented and he laughed about it and still did it, between every song, for 2 and a half hours.... It turned into a joke.

[SyracuseFan]

Originally Posted by DC Greg

Philly N2 - Made the mistake of giving a few high fives and being friendly to a drunk, middle aged, short little dude next to me in my section. Things started to get weird about 4 songs deep. Got a firm slap on the ass from this guy... decide to kind of just laugh the first one off and move on. I'm thinking "Maybe this guy is just like a career first base coach and he thinks my awesome dancing and sing alonging is me rounding the bag after hitting a home run." A few minutes later... another slap, and harder. Now I'm getting pissed. Before I can formulate a measured, adult like response to him and/or the people he's with that will address the situation, mother fucker brings another man hand to my man cheeks.

I turn to the dude and yell "You slap my fuckin ass one more time and I'm throwing you over the row in front of us." It was loud enough that his friends heard it and grabbed him. They kept him in timeout for the rest of the show fortunately.

[#41Tom]

Originally Posted by lovemesomedmb

I saw that - and I had to respond. I don't care if you've been a fan for 20 years.. that does not entitle you to anything..so ridiculous. if someone wants to let you (someone who paid waaaay more than you, and actually has that seat) then fine. But you are not entitled to do so../rant over

Yup. That place is possibly worse than here for a sense of entitlement. They're also insane, there's always so many sob stories about missing out on shows (despite profile pictures of being on cruises or whatever), and everyone's immediately like, "Sending over good vibes" / "LoVE". Bloody Americans.

*ducks*

[TheLastPig]

Originally Posted by #41Tom

Yup. That place is possibly worse than here for a sense of entitlement. They're also insane, there's always so many sob stories about missing out on shows (despite profile pictures of being on cruises or whatever), and everyone's immediately like, "Sending over good vibes" / "LoVE". Bloody Americans.

*ducks*

That's an extremely accurate assessment of that group

[DC Greg]

Originally Posted by #41Tom

Yup. That place is possibly worse than here for a sense of entitlement. They're also insane, there's always so many sob stories about missing out on shows (despite profile pictures of being on cruises or whatever), and everyone's immediately like, "Sending over good vibes" / "LoVE". Bloody Americans.

*ducks*

If you don't like it u can GIT OUT

[ExistenceNow]

Originally Posted by mHeiser92

There was quite a bit of people lingering around in the aisle near my seat Nashville N1. I was second to last row of the pavilion on the outside aisle so it wasn't a big deal. But rather annoying still that I had people just standing around and walking up and down the aisle constantly through the show. The employee at the top of the section was very strict about checking tickets entering the reserved area, but never did a thing about people in the aisle

I was third row N1 in Nashville and people were just walking up and standing at the rail in front of the front row.

I pointed them out to an usher at one point and pointed to my wrist and he bounced them. After that, he kinda stood in the area and chased people off the rest of the show.


What on earth would make someone with an assigned seat feel entitled to just go stand at the front rail, I just can't comprehend.

[Lovelylady11]

How do you join the dmb fam?!

[ExistenceNow]

Originally Posted by Lovelylady11

How do you join the dmb fam?!

It's a Facebook group. You just add yourself to it and an admin will approve it, unless they recognize you as an Ant of course.

[Roose13]

Originally Posted by Lovelylady11

How do you join the dmb fam?!

You really don't want to unless you're in it for the cringe.

[scrock25]

Originally Posted by TheLastPig

seeing some people around saying last night CMAC crew let people just wander down to the front of the stage in the aisles etc even if they didnt have seats down there toward the end of the show.

I would not be happy about that if I was sitting down there

Happened at the end of each of the three D&T shows I've seen there.

They're nazis about showing your ticket to get into your seat while the show is going on, but during the encore it's a free for all. Don't let anybody make you think they allow it at any time other than like the last couple songs.

It's funny this came up because before the show started last night I was in and out of my seat to piss/grab beer and these people literally step in front of you before they let you into the shell. At one point I asked the usher, "Do I have to show you my ticket every time I come back in here?". His response was, "Every time. There are a lot of people up there (the lawn) who want to sit in your seat.".

So yeah, again, don't think for a second that they were lax for anything but the last song or two. So last night, Grey Street and Ants.

[scrock25]

... I mean at that point of the show if you're taking issue with that then I'm not sure what to tell you.

[ExistenceNow]

Nah, still no good. Your seat is 304 B. There's no asterisk that says 304 B* *Until the last two songs.

[scrock25]

To each their own I guess, I never saw a problem with it. I've been leaving after E1 anyways the past few shows I've been to anyways.