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Old 01-07-2010, 08:17 PM   #361
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i dunno if that is practiced in some of the tribes in africa but when i went on a trip to thailand and i visited a village where all the women wore brass rings on their necks...its very very..interesting to see in person.
Thailand... Africa... same thing.
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    Thailand... Africa... same thing.
    true, i mean they both have taco bell establishments...
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    Old 01-07-2010, 08:26 PM   #363
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    I don't want to ruin a good thing here, but I have to share.

    Dude I work with today says (and I believe him) that he enjoys having sex with his wife's armpit. He said it started years ago when she was on the rag. He says they both actually prefer it.

    How the fuck was I supposed to respond to that? I told him I feel bad for him. He said not to. I walked away.

    Tha fuck?
    I didn't know if the taco bell ass licking could be topped, but damn.
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    Old 01-07-2010, 08:33 PM   #364
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    I know. I just forgot about the word "cooter". It needs to make a come back.

    Cooter never left my friend, it is alive and well on the west coast. At least the west coast of Costa Mesa.

    I often prefer 'cooch' too. They are almost interchangeable.
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    Old 01-07-2010, 08:38 PM   #365
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    meat curtain
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    Old 01-07-2010, 08:40 PM   #366
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    Old 01-07-2010, 08:41 PM   #367
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    ha, I now have a new phrase...

    mo-fo said 'meat curtain' lololol!!!!!
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    Old 01-07-2010, 08:43 PM   #368
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    god damn that is descriptive

    as is the word roastbeef
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    Old 01-07-2010, 08:44 PM   #369
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    Ax wound.
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    Old 01-07-2010, 08:44 PM   #370
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    haha for my birthday a couple days ago my friends decided to take me to a sketchy strip club and as one of the dancers was on stage my buddy turns to me and says..."dude...beef curtains" haha
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    possible NSFW

    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...0165625AAhlSQV
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    Old 01-07-2010, 08:46 PM   #372
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    beaver bizkit
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    Old 01-07-2010, 08:48 PM   #373
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    Vulcanize the whoopee stick
    In the ham wallet

    Cattle prod the oyster ditch
    With the lap rocket

    Batter dip the cranny ax
    In the gut locker

    Retrofit the pudding hatch
    Ooh la la
    With the boink swatter

    If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
    In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
    I Brazilian wax poetic so pothetically
    I don't wanna beat around the bush

    Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
    Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

    Marinate the nether rod
    In the squish mitten

    Power drill the yippee bog
    With the dude piston

    Pressure wash the quiver bone
    In the bitch wrinkle

    Cannonball the fiddle cove
    Ooh la la
    With the pork steeple

    If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
    In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
    I Brazilian wax poetic so pothetically
    I don't wanna beat around the bush

    Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
    Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

    Put the you know what in the you know where
    Put the you know what in the you know where
    Put the you know what in the you know where
    Put the you know what in the you know where pronto
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    Big Montana.
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    panty hamster
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    hot pocket.






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    pinkly stinkly
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    "dick dock"
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    holy shit
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    panty hamster

    this guy is on! Panty hampster. That's two.
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    Old 01-07-2010, 09:03 PM   #384
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    holy shit

    yep, dick dock is awesome. How has my mind in all it's sexual dealings, never thought of dick dock? Leads me to believe I need to spend some more time thinking about the other english phrases that need to be brought to the light...
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    Old 01-07-2010, 10:10 PM   #386
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    thank you for all the art you are creating guys.
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    Panty hamster is one of the funniest things I have read on here in a long time. Wow. That will definitely be getting some repeated use from me. Awesome.

    With all this neck and feet fetish....I'm an ass man. Hello! I LOVE a good ass, but I also love a girl with some good lips. A good mouth. Not for fucking (even though that's what happens) but just a sexy mouth/lips. Y'all know what I'm talking about.

    Is there a way to combine Taco Bell with all of this other armpit and neck fetish shit? Oh, and foot fetish?

    Manderso - It took me a while to look at that link because I KNEW it was going to be awful. But, stupidly I looked at it anyway. It was awful.
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    Panty hamster is one of the funniest things I have read on here in a long time. Wow. That will definitely be getting some repeated use from me. Awesome.

    With all this neck and feet fetish....I'm an ass man. Hello! I LOVE a good ass, but I also love a girl with some good lips. A good mouth. Not for fucking (even though that's what happens) but just a sexy mouth/lips. Y'all know what I'm talking about.

    Is there a way to combine Taco Bell with all of this other armpit and neck fetish shit? Oh, and foot fetish?

    Manderso - It took me a while to look at that link because I KNEW it was going to be awful. But, stupidly I looked at it anyway. It was awful.
    you see, to me panty hampster means that the dick dock is hairy, which, upon noticing this bush situation, i pump the breaks and back out as fast as possible. so panty hampster isnt a great one for me because i want to believe every girl i look at tends to her garden.

    i will be using dick dock as much as possible from now on though
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    you see, to me panty hampster means that the dick dock is hairy, which, upon noticing this bush situation, i pump the breaks and back out as fast as possible. so panty hampster isnt a great one for me because i want to believe every girl i look at tends to her garden.

    i will be using dick dock as much as possible from now on though
    I too hate hairy bush. But, just the term by itself. Panty hamster. It is great. It is hilarious. Coming in contact with a panty hamster is NOT ok. But, hearing it brings the lulzs.

    Dick dock is a good one as well. But, it reminds me of tick tock and...I don't know. But, yes both are fantastic.
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    you see, to me panty hampster means that the dick dock is hairy, which, upon noticing this bush situation, i pump the breaks and back out as fast as possible. so panty hampster isnt a great one for me because i want to believe every girl i look at tends to her garden.

    i will be using dick dock as much as possible from now on though
    that's a whole different monster my friend
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