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Originally Posted by jubes02
sooo funny story this morning i'll share with everyone so you can have a little monday morning chuckle...
I got ready for work and was leaving my apartment this morning and i take the elevator down 4 floors and then have to walk through the lobby area and out to a pretty big parking lot. anyways i was carrying my thermos of coffee, a bottle water, some mail and my keys so my hands were pretty full... well apparently i forgot to button my work pants because by the time i'm about 25 feet from my car the zipper on my pants starts coming down and my pants started FALLING OFF
omg i dropped everything and grabbed them before i gave too good of a show but it was pretty bad, i was lol'ing at myself and i hope no one saw me... but it's a rather large apartment i imagine someone was outside watching me
ahh good times monday morning, good times
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haahahahaha this is funny as hell!!! im sure the apartment complex got a bit of a show
hopefully you dont end up on teh youtubez or in playboy for "nip slipz" hahaha
so last night my buddy wanted to smoke a blunt of the trainwreck i just picked up. we were in my driveway drinking a couple beers and rolled up a nice blunt. i forgot my lighter down in my room, so i rushed back into my house and ran downstairs...well fell downstairs and fucked up my ribzzz
got the lighter and limped outside. i couldnt breathe right and smoked the blunt which helped. my ribs hurt when i move my left arm and breathe deep. (coughin es no bueno) there's a little bit of purple, but i dont think anything is broken or cracked, prob just bruised. if it gets any worse i'll go to the docs but bud will help me til they get better. i cracked 3 ribs in college and that was more painful than shattering my leg. this isnt that bad, but still sucks
i should be breathing better by cville. just dont punch me in the ribs or bear hug me