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Old 09-29-2009, 03:22 PM   #2791
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Re: First Time

JK, we expect in-depth expert analysis this evening
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    Hopefully he didn't answer honestly when she asked the dreaded "What are you thinking?" question. Otherwise this was the first time and the last time.
    He was probably thinking about posting on Ants and letting us know.
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    Old 09-29-2009, 03:23 PM   #2793
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    Quick over/under wager: 27 seconds. What you got?
    Over. 35.
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    Old 09-29-2009, 03:23 PM   #2794
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    Okay, it was awesome

    all day at school i was talking to her and shit trying to get her to come over. Well she said se wanted to but had to tell her aunt or some bullshit so when school let out she went and told her aunt or whatever so we go to my house. when we get here she asks where my guitar was (i usually have it here at the computer) i told her upstairs and she said that we should go up to my room for me to play it. Of course when we get up there she dives onto my bed while i'm getting my guitar. I play a little bit then i put it down and laid down with her. We start talking about stuff and then start making out. I go for the pants and pull them off while she was takin my shirt off. We eventually are both naked (i keep my socks on bc i'm a badass) and we are making out. She starts so push on me a little bit and says i want you on top of me. My cock is fucking rock solid now while we are kissing and she asks me if o had a condom. I said yeah and she was like go grab it. I don't know why i'm saying this cause no one will beleive me but happens next is the honest to god truth:
    She takes my cock and puts it in her and we start to fuck. It felt great!!!!!! The part you won't believe... i lasted like 4 minutes. She called me a fucking Stallion! We did 4 different positions and she was biting my ear and sucking on my neck it was so hot. I ended up having to stop cause it was begining to hurt her. she played with my balls and beat me off into the condom. It was wonderful. We laid there for about 30 minutes talking and stuff and then i got up and was like "i'm taking a shower" and she told me to turn it on and she was getting in with me. We get in the shower and she starts making out with me again under the shower head and i move me hand down to her clit and start rubbing. After about a minute i can tells she wants it to i ask if i can put it back in and she says she wants it and then we fuck bare on the fllor of the shower.

    all in all a great succes
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    Old 09-29-2009, 03:23 PM   #2795
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    He was probably thinking about posting on Ants and letting us know.
    That's what I mean. Hopefully he didn't say that to her.

    "So what are you thinking now"

    "I'm waiting for you to GTFO so I can go tell my friends on the Internet."

    "Oh, well, have fun with your hand for the rest of the year."
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    Old 09-29-2009, 03:25 PM   #2796
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    Old 09-29-2009, 03:25 PM   #2797
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    Okay, it was awesome

    all day at school i was talking to her and shit trying to get her to come over. Well she said se wanted to but had to tell her aunt or some bullshit so when school let out she went and told her aunt or whatever so we go to my house. when we get here she asks where my guitar was (i usually have it here at the computer) i told her upstairs and she said that we should go up to my room for me to play it. Of course when we get up there she dives onto my bed while i'm getting my guitar. I play a little bit then i put it down and laid down with her. We start talking about stuff and then start making out. I go for the pants and pull them off while she was takin my shirt off. We eventually are both naked (i keep my socks on bc i'm a badass) and we are making out. She starts so push on me a little bit and says i want you on top of me. My cock is fucking rock solid now while we are kissing and she asks me if o had a condom. I said yeah and she was like go grab it. I don't know why i'm saying this cause no one will beleive me but happens next is the honest to god truth:
    She takes my cock and puts it in her and we start to fuck. It felt great!!!!!! The part you won't believe... i lasted like 4 minutes. She called me a fucking Stallion! We did 4 different positions and she was biting my ear and sucking on my neck it was so hot. I ended up having to stop cause it was begining to hurt her. she played with my balls and beat me off into the condom. It was wonderful. We laid there for about 30 minutes talking and stuff and then i got up and was like "i'm taking a shower" and she told me to turn it on and she was getting in with me. We get in the shower and she starts making out with me again under the shower head and i move me hand down to her clit and start rubbing. After about a minute i can tells she wants it to i ask if i can put it back in and she says she wants it and then we fuck bare on the fllor of the shower.

    all in all a great succes
    Excellent analysis. But I'm calling bullshit on 4 minutes.
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    Old 09-29-2009, 03:26 PM   #2798
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    Keeps his socks on because he is a badass.
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    Old 09-29-2009, 03:26 PM   #2799
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    Holy shit, reading that was better than porn. Good job Jeep Kid
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    Old 09-29-2009, 03:27 PM   #2800
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    Excellent analysis. But I'm calling bullshit on 4 minutes.
    Three of those were probably trying to put on the condom.
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    Old 09-29-2009, 03:27 PM   #2801
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    Okay, it was awesome

    all day at school i was talking to her and shit trying to get her to come over. Well she said se wanted to but had to tell her aunt or some bullshit so when school let out she went and told her aunt or whatever so we go to my house. when we get here she asks where my guitar was (i usually have it here at the computer) i told her upstairs and she said that we should go up to my room for me to play it. Of course when we get up there she dives onto my bed while i'm getting my guitar. I play a little bit then i put it down and laid down with her. We start talking about stuff and then start making out. I go for the pants and pull them off while she was takin my shirt off. We eventually are both naked (i keep my socks on bc i'm a badass) and we are making out. She starts so push on me a little bit and says i want you on top of me. My cock is fucking rock solid now while we are kissing and she asks me if o had a condom. I said yeah and she was like go grab it. I don't know why i'm saying this cause no one will beleive me but happens next is the honest to god truth:
    She takes my cock and puts it in her and we start to fuck. It felt great!!!!!! The part you won't believe... i lasted like 4 minutes. She called me a fucking Stallion! We did 4 different positions and she was biting my ear and sucking on my neck it was so hot. I ended up having to stop cause it was begining to hurt her. she played with my balls and beat me off into the condom. It was wonderful. We laid there for about 30 minutes talking and stuff and then i got up and was like "i'm taking a shower" and she told me to turn it on and she was getting in with me. We get in the shower and she starts making out with me again under the shower head and i move me hand down to her clit and start rubbing. After about a minute i can tells she wants it to i ask if i can put it back in and she says she wants it and then we fuck bare on the fllor of the shower.

    all in all a great succes


    Jeep Kid......what a guy.
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    Old 09-29-2009, 03:27 PM   #2802
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    nice work JK
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    Old 09-29-2009, 03:27 PM   #2803
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    Keeps his socks on because he is a badass.


    I can't stop laughing.
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    Old 09-29-2009, 03:28 PM   #2804
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    Jeep Kid......what a guy.
    that made me laugh as well.
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    Old 09-29-2009, 03:28 PM   #2805
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    JK i want you to know im sigging you for a while, and I almost never do that for anybody
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    Old 09-29-2009, 03:28 PM   #2806
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    epic. congrats jeep kid, about fucking time!!!
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    Old 09-29-2009, 03:29 PM   #2807
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    Thank you so much for the new sig.
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    Okay, it was awesome

    all day at school i was talking to her and shit trying to get her to come over. Well she said se wanted to but had to tell her aunt or some bullshit so when school let out she went and told her aunt or whatever so we go to my house. when we get here she asks where my guitar was (i usually have it here at the computer) i told her upstairs and she said that we should go up to my room for me to play it. Of course when we get up there she dives onto my bed while i'm getting my guitar. I play a little bit then i put it down and laid down with her. We start talking about stuff and then start making out. I go for the pants and pull them off while she was takin my shirt off. We eventually are both naked (i keep my socks on bc i'm a badass) and we are making out. She starts so push on me a little bit and says i want you on top of me. My cock is fucking rock solid now while we are kissing and she asks me if o had a condom. I said yeah and she was like go grab it. I don't know why i'm saying this cause no one will beleive me but happens next is the honest to god truth:
    She takes my cock and puts it in her and we start to fuck. It felt great!!!!!! The part you won't believe... i lasted like 4 minutes. She called me a fucking Stallion! We did 4 different positions and she was biting my ear and sucking on my neck it was so hot. I ended up having to stop cause it was begining to hurt her. she played with my balls and beat me off into the condom. It was wonderful. We laid there for about 30 minutes talking and stuff and then i got up and was like "i'm taking a shower" and she told me to turn it on and she was getting in with me. We get in the shower and she starts making out with me again under the shower head and i move me hand down to her clit and start rubbing. After about a minute i can tells she wants it to i ask if i can put it back in and she says she wants it and then we fuck bare on the fllor of the shower.

    all in all a great succes

    If I could sig all of that... I would.
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    Old 09-29-2009, 03:30 PM   #2809
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    Thank you so much for the new sig.
    Thats like twice in week youve ripped me off
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    Old 09-29-2009, 03:31 PM   #2810
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    Thats like twice in week youve ripped me off
    Actually, what I'm doing is hitting on you. I hope you don't mind.
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    Old 09-29-2009, 03:31 PM   #2811
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    JK you dog you.

    Good work here. On to Bo and 41 Step. May they inherit this thread.
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    Old 09-29-2009, 03:32 PM   #2812
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    Actually, what I'm doing is hitting on you. I hope you don't mind.
    As long as you don't mind if I leave my socks on
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    Old 09-29-2009, 03:32 PM   #2813
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    Fuck to the yes. Fuck yes. HaikuC= GetSumC?
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    i lasted like 4 minutes. She called me a fucking Stallion!


    can't. breathe.

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    I'm in favor of forum name change to GetSumc
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    Frozen pizzas
    Ski mask
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    Nothing but socks.
    ^ I believe these factors played a big role for JK getting sum


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    Old 09-29-2009, 03:33 PM   #2817
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    Great day for Jeep Kid
    He's the 4 minute stallion
    Who keeps his socks on
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    can't. breathe.

    It should be sigged.
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    Old 09-29-2009, 03:35 PM   #2819
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    I'm in favor of forum name change to GetSumc
    Or SocksC. Maybe for the political forum, since it's so sexy.
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    I'm going to be a sheep and follow the trend.
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