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View Poll Results: What makes a good lay?
I'm a girl -- if he/she puts forth effort and mixes it up. 23 4.94%
I'm a girl -- if he/she gets me to O-Town, thats awesome. 12 2.58%
I'm a girl -- as long as I'm getting some, it's good. 4 0.86%
I'm a guy -- as long as I bust a nut. 63 13.52%
I'm a guy -- as long as she/he isn't boring. 209 44.85%
I'm a guy -- as long as she/he makes like a porn star. 51 10.94%
As long as he/she doesn't talk. 5 1.07%
I'm a virgin; I think getting laid would be excellent. 47 10.09%
I'm married, and therefore have as much sex as the virgins. 25 5.36%
Who stole my damn trash cans?? 27 5.79%
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Old 08-07-2012, 10:32 PM   #301
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Re: Define "Good Sex".

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My ex-wife cared way too much about penis size IMO. Probably why she divorced my azz
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    Re: Define "Good Sex".

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    and that is why we call him wildbill79 everyone. cause a 69 just doesn't cut it
    This thread is awesome.
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    Old 08-08-2012, 08:58 AM   #303
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    Re: Define "Good Sex".

    If I didn't have to pay for it.
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    Old 08-08-2012, 10:24 PM   #304
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    Re: Define "Good Sex".

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    If I didn't have to pay for it.
    now that's just sad
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    Old 08-09-2012, 08:36 AM   #305
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    Re: Define "Good Sex".

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    now that's just sad
    We all pay for sex in some way.

    Either you have to invest in dating/courting a girl which costs hundreds of dollars, or you get a hooker, which costs a handful of benjis.
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    Old 08-09-2012, 01:36 PM   #306
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    Re: Define "Good Sex".

    sex that is reviewed as the opposite of bad
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    Old 08-09-2012, 02:56 PM   #307
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    Re: Define "Good Sex".

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    If I didn't have to pay for it.
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    now that's just sad
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    We all pay for sex in some way.

    Either you have to invest in dating/courting a girl which costs hundreds of dollars, or you get a hooker, which costs a handful of benjis.
    Still sad.
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    Old 08-09-2012, 06:00 PM   #308
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    If I didn't have to pay for it.
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    now that's just sad
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    We all pay for sex in some way.

    Either you have to invest in dating/courting a girl which costs hundreds of dollars, or you get a hooker, which costs a handful of benjis.
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    Still sad.
    Still sad.
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    Old 08-09-2012, 07:34 PM   #309
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    Re: Define "Good Sex".

    good sex, an orgasm. great sex, multiple orgasms.
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    Old 08-10-2012, 10:20 AM   #310
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    good sex, an orgasm. great sex, multiple orgasms.
    Especially orgasms you don't have to pay for.
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    Old 08-10-2012, 11:12 AM   #311
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    Especially orgasms you don't have to pay for.
    Still sad.
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    Old 08-10-2012, 11:22 AM   #312
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    Still sad.
    Usually it's just a feeling of shame. But I'll go with sad too.
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    Old 08-10-2012, 11:26 AM   #313
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    Re: Define "Good Sex".

    Its bad sex if Im unable to get my wife off at least 4 times in a session. Ive extremely lucky to have a wife that is sensitive and cums easily. and wants it all the time.
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    Old 08-10-2012, 12:47 PM   #314
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    Especially orgasms you don't have to pay for.
    wow.......
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    Old 08-11-2012, 12:00 AM   #315
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    Its bad sex if Im unable to get my wife off at least 4 times in a session. Ive extremely lucky to have a wife that is sensitive and cums easily. and wants it all the time.
    You bastard....
    Sounds like the exact opposite of mine.
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    Old 08-11-2012, 08:44 AM   #316
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    Hot neighbors watching you.
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    Old 08-11-2012, 12:24 PM   #317
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    Its bad sex if Im unable to get my wife off at least 4 times in a session. Ive extremely lucky to have a wife that is sensitive and cums easily. and wants it all the time.
    I'm in the same boat
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    Old 08-11-2012, 07:13 PM   #318
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    i'm married, and get sum at least 3x a week, your poll options suck.
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    Re: Define "Good Sex".

    Has anyone ever busted a nut so hard that they thought for a brief moment that they had just given themselves testicular torsion? I mean it was glorious, but fuck I was worried for a second....
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    Old 08-11-2012, 09:45 PM   #320
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    You mean it isnt always supposed to feel that way? Uh-oh....
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    Old 08-14-2012, 03:10 PM   #321
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    best sex is when you bust a nut so hard it hurts...
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    Old 08-05-2014, 12:38 AM   #322
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    eye contact and some good ol cuddling
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    Old 08-05-2014, 10:24 AM   #323
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    Its bad sex if Im unable to get my wife off at least 4 times in a session. Ive extremely lucky to have a wife that is sensitive and cums easily. and wants it all the time.
    Does your wife know that write about her cumming styles on DMB message board?
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    Old 06-10-2015, 11:15 AM   #324
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    "Good Sex" = giving your lady an "oh"gasm; nothing sexier than a woman climaxing. Be a giver, not a taker.
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    Old 06-10-2015, 11:22 AM   #325
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    "Good Sex" = giving your lady an "oh"gasm; nothing sexier than a woman climaxing. Be a giver, not a taker.
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    Old 06-10-2015, 12:20 PM   #326
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    lol...........
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    Old 06-10-2015, 12:47 PM   #327
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    Old 06-10-2015, 12:49 PM   #328
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    "Good Sex" = giving your lady an "oh"gasm; nothing sexier than a woman climaxing. Be a giver, not a taker.
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    Old 06-10-2015, 09:30 PM   #329
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    I'm fucking dying right now. That is just too funny.
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