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Old 02-28-2011, 08:17 AM   #61
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not only is he insane, but he looks like shit. damn.
id like to see you look in the morning on HD after a coke binge... give the guy a break
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    Tiger blood cures all
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    Old 02-28-2011, 08:20 AM   #63
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    There's no actual narrative, it's just (bad) jokes, one lined up after another for 22 straight minutes. If the laugh track they used was on an old fashioned audio tape, it'd be worn out beyond actually having a molecular structure. Sheen doesn't play a character, he's merely a punchline machine.
    (for the record I've never seen one cohesive episode, this just comes from seeing a couple minutes here and there when channel surfing over the years)
    So...you're judging a show on not having an actual narrative, and being 22 straight minutes of jokes despite never having seen a full episode? God you suck. I mean, the show does too, but you suck even more.
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    Old 02-28-2011, 08:20 AM   #64
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    A few weeks ago after he was on The Dan Patrick Show, they were talking about going to do a show from his house.

    Shit would be hilarious.
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    Old 02-28-2011, 08:23 AM   #65
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    Charlie Sheen's use of adjectives is amazing.
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    Old 02-28-2011, 08:25 AM   #66
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    What exactly did he say about Chuck Lorre that made him decide to cancel the rest of the season?
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    Old 02-28-2011, 08:27 AM   #67
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    Charlie Sheen's use of adjectives is amazing.
    Charlie Sheen's use of everything. Him throwing out amazing movie references rules too.
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    Old 02-28-2011, 08:29 AM   #68
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    it's a three-letter word that rhymes with 'why'

    Why.

    Amazing
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    Old 02-28-2011, 08:36 AM   #69
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    Charlie. I don't even know what to say about these interviews.
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    Old 02-28-2011, 08:37 AM   #70
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    i like the Sheen's Corner idea. I've had a lot of questions for Babe Ruth's ghost, for sure.
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    This guy is fucked.
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    Yeah this guy is definitely going off the deep end...who's got him in the dead pool.
    That would be me. I have no intention of changing the pick either!
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    i like the Sheen's Corner idea. I've had a lot of questions for Babe Ruth's ghost, for sure.
    Interviewing people he doesnt know and doing research about them right in front of the person during the interview. That is definitely something I can get on board with.
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    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_people_sheen

    also if i could choose chuck in the dead pool i wouldnt... He is fucking charlie sheen.. God cant die
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    Old 02-28-2011, 08:42 AM   #75
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    So...you're judging a show on not having an actual narrative, and being 22 straight minutes of jokes despite never having seen a full episode? God you suck. I mean, the show does too, but you suck even more.
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    Somebody post a very recent pic of him please?
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    Old 02-28-2011, 08:52 AM   #77
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    Somebody post a very recent pic of him please?
    http://www.mamapop.com/wp-content/up...ryptkeeper.jpg
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    Old 02-28-2011, 08:52 AM   #78
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    I'm watching the new interview now, and the guy is completely insane. I love it.

    This is from one of his other interviews. It's a quiz, guess who said it, Charlie Sheen or Muammar Gaddafi:
    http://www.vanityfair.com/online/dai...r-qaddafi.html
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    Somebody post a very recent pic of him please?
    http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-conte...rlie-sheen.jpg
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    "Duh. Winning."
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    Somebody post a very recent pic of him please?
    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KlRl6pgDdd...heen-rehab.jpg
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    "Guys, it's right there in the thing, duh! We work for the Pope, we murder people. We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be? What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes."

    Vatican assassins baby!

    I also like the term "gnarly gnarlingtons."
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    "Guys, it's right there in the thing, duh! We work for the Pope, we murder people. We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be? What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes."

    Vatican assassins baby!

    I also like the term "gnarly gnarlingtons."
    I saw Brian Wilson at the Spring Training game I went to on Saturday. I yelled out Awesome Vatican Assassin. I think he laughed.

    I have used Gnarly a lot, now.
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    SNL needs to do a Sarah Palin type parody of this where they don't change one word of the transcript.
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    SNL needs to do a Sarah Palin type parody of this where they don't change one word of the transcript.
    They'll still figure out how to fuck it up.
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    I saw Brian Wilson at the Spring Training game I went to on Saturday. I yelled out Awesome Vatican Assassin. I think he laughed.

    I have used Gnarly a lot, now.
    Excellent!
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    he sounds a lot like The Beard
    I was trying to figure out who it was he reminded me of and this is it.
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    SNL needs to do a Sarah Palin type parody of this where they don't change one word of the transcript.
    Who's up for the challenge to play The Sheen?
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    SNL needs to do a Sarah Palin type parody of this where they don't change one word of the transcript.
    That sounds creative...very SNL.
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    That sounds creative...very SNL.
    It worked last time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeMypXCUWMw
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