*Prompter Thread* (NO personal attacks, NO trolling)

[zajDmB1]

The correct response to him getting coffee thrown on him is to say it's a false flag so he can pay the victim card, right?

[mthawk07]

Man if Alex Jones' fat ass had chased me across a street at a full sprint, he would have found himself at the business end of a right hook. All I would have had to do was claim self defense because a deranged lunatic was chasing me down the street. Would even have video proof.

[BotheLaneFan]

Originally Posted by zajDmB1

The correct response to him getting coffee thrown on him is to say it's a false flag so he can pay the victim card, right?

Coffee thrower is a retard. That's exactly what Jones wants.

[cazzie34]

Originally Posted by mthawk07

Man if Alex Jones' fat ass had chased me across a street at a full sprint, he would have found himself at the business end of a right hook. All I would have had to do was claim self defense because a deranged lunatic was chasing me down the street. Would even have video proof.

Well that depends. Are we talking about Alex Jones. Or Alex Jones 45 days later and slightly more tan?

http://www.esquire.com/lifestyle/new...nes-shirtless/

Because slightly more tanned Jones is JACKED

[coldengrey12]

Them gains, them big nasty gains, son.

[Arby]

Bye, Bye Banny

(sung to the tune of Bye Bye Birdie)

[MDPrompter]

WHAT A MOTHA FUCKIN WEEK! Cheers all!

[smokew11]

Originally Posted by Route_2

http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-...ed_buffer_tw_m

oh man that was good

[junior94]

it just hit me, imagine if Andy Kaufman were still alive today...

(well, he verrrrrrry much is in legacy)

[AJF_41]

Originally Posted by BTBaboon

Was just going to ask this. Anyone who still believes that is in denial

The past 30 days has been a complete clusterfuck:

Don Jr Meeting Details -> Threatens Sessions -> Health Care Bill Fails -> Threatens GOP Senators -> Weird Boy Scout Speech -> Fires Priebus/Spicey -> Hires/Fires The Mooch -> Thanks Putin -> Threatens NK with a Nuke -> Defends Nazis -> Undefends Nazis ->Defends Nazis (Reprise) -> Fires Bannon

It's like a bad Phish set

phish doesn't do bad sets

Originally Posted by Climb2safety

Impeach Adam

oh

Originally Posted by coldengrey12

oh

Originally Posted by M. Steng

Chicago is pretty dangerous, dude. Who knows where stray bullets may fly in that city. Praying for Roger's safe return to this thread <3

Originally Posted by TwoStep2888

the Alex Jones in Seattle story has been fun to follow

What's going on here?

[coldengrey12]

I wonder how much Alex Jones paid that guy to dump coffee on him.

Originally Posted by AJF_41

oh

Four more years! Four more years!

[BTBaboon]

Bannon going to war "for" Trump

Fake firing, all calculated. Bannon more useful in the media than in WH

[Arby]

Originally Posted by BTBaboon

Bannon going to war "for" Trump

Fake firing, all calculated. Bannon more useful in the media than in WH

so why not just resign over being pushed out?

would that simply make too much sense?

EDIT: nevermind, I see that it was more or less mutual

[BotheLaneFan]

You've gotta be shitting me.

[coldengrey12]

I keep reading that he's going back to Borkbark. Barkbark? Reichbart? Breitshart?

Edit: Yes, he is: http://www.breitbart.com/big-journal...ome-breitbart/

[Arby]

Originally Posted by BotheU2Fan

Coffee thrower is a retard. That's exactly what Jones wants.

Coffee is cheap and plentiful in Seattle. There are easier means, Alex!

[Route_2]

Too on the nose that he was accosted with a cup of coffee in Seattle.

[smokew11]

Originally Posted by Route_2

Too on the nose that he was accosted with a cup of coffee in Seattle.

that looked so set up. and he didn't even react to the "scalding" coffee. it literally wasnt scalding, it didnt scald

[Arby]

If he comes to Chicago Rog can hit him with a deep dish, pie-to-the-face style

[mthawk07]

I'm willing to believe most of those encounters in Jones' video were staged.

[Route_2]

The bicyclist calling him a racist fuck seemed pretty authentic though.

[TwoStep2888]

Coffee guy was a false flag, fuck off guy was a true American

[BTBaboon]

Originally Posted by Arby

If he comes to Chicago Rog can hit him with a deep dish, pie-to-the-face style

You don't waste a good deep dish, brah!

[BotheLaneFan]

Originally Posted by BTBaboon

You don't waste a good deep dish, brah!

Put pineapple on it, then it isn't a waste. Pizza was already ruined.

[junior94]

I'm normally don't even bother with Alex Jones stuff, I did see that video... that was so obviously staged, Jones is fully aware how dumb his followers are. The guy with the glasses, that was epic level bad acting. (and cause if it was real, the guy should've NEVER touched him. That is the tiniest whisper of a thread they need to "back up" all the "alt-left" bullshit, I'm sure between the chest bump and the coffee dumping plenty are arguably crying foul about him being "assaulted")

[ExistenceNow]

Not sure if this has been posted, but little Nazi snowflake complaining about all the hate he's getting from people who have never met him:

https://twitter.com/TIME/status/898601973934465024


I guess he thinks hating people you haven't met and don't know is wrong... which is kind of an odd take for a Nazi douchebag.

[TwoStep2888]

Originally Posted by ExistenceNow

Not sure if this has been posted, but little Nazi snowflake complaining about all the hate he's getting from people who have never met him:

https://twitter.com/TIME/status/898601973934465024


I guess he thinks hating people you haven't met and don't know is wrong... which is kind of an odd take for a Nazi douchebag.

lol what a loser

[junior94]

if you're still wondering at all about the Alex Jones thing being staged

https://twitter.com/drmistercody/sta...72162591997953

[bbqguy1962]

Originally Posted by BTBaboon

Oh Blaise. I know this stuff passes at the warehouse, but come on...

The WH Trump thread has devolved into a 4 way circle jerk and the participants would presumably be enjoying themselves. It is an astonishing waste of bandwidth.

[coldengrey12]

Originally Posted by ExistenceNow

Not sure if this has been posted, but little Nazi snowflake complaining about all the hate he's getting from people who have never met him:

https://twitter.com/TIME/status/898601973934465024


I guess he thinks hating people you haven't met and don't know is wrong... which is kind of an odd take for a Nazi douchebag.

I feel like a conspiracy theorist because I wouldn't put it past these jackasses to be putting us on to win sympathy to their side.

"See? We ARE so oppressed! This proves it!"

Even if it's not an organized tactic, of course that's how they're looking at things.