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Old 03-20-2009, 09:40 AM   #121
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You are correct sir. Thinking otherwise is a failure in logic known as "gamblers fallacy".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gambler%27s_fallacy
More like 'gambler's phallusy.' Am I right
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    sorry, you're wrong. 50/50 every time, regardless of the previous 200 flips. the coin doesn't have a memory. if you flip a coin (im going to assume its not a weighted coin) 1 million times and its heads every time, the probability of flipping a head on the 1million and 1th time...
    50/50
    correct, they are independent probabilities.

    but the odds of 1 million heads in a row is virtually zero (.5^1 millionth power)
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    Old 08-22-2021, 05:03 PM   #123
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    I have my vasectomy consultation in a week and a half.

    Anyone here ever get one?
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    Old 08-22-2021, 05:08 PM   #124
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    I have my vasectomy consultation in a week and a half.

    Anyone here ever get one?
    Memorial Day weekend last year.

    Got snipped that Friday, had to put my dog down three days later (came out of nowhere).

    Needless to say it wasn’t a good weekend

    It’s really not awful, just follow the advice and do not over exert.
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    I need to suck it up and get it done. I'm not afraid of the pain of the procedure or anything, but I am afraid of ripping something at work afterward. I think I'll try to schedule something for the beginning of the year. There's a month break in the tennis season, and work will be slow enough that I can take it mostly easy. I can make the kids at work lift all the heavy shit for me.
    I'm getting pretty sick of condoms.
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    Old 08-22-2021, 05:21 PM   #126
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    The funny thing is that it’s not painful at all, like you can’t feel a Goddamned thing which is super weird because there’s a doctor down there using extremely sharp objects to slice and dice inside your nutsac while you’re completely aware and awake.

    But yeah, it’s afterwards that you really have to pay attention to. Like, for real don’t do dick that requires any sort of exertion for a few days/up to a week.
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    Memorial Day weekend last year.

    Got snipped that Friday, had to put my dog down three days later (came out of nowhere).

    Needless to say it wasn’t a good weekend

    It’s really not awful, just follow the advice and do not over exert.
    Good lord! Shitty weekend indeed.

    I am pretty damn good at being lazy so I should be good.

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    I need to suck it up and get it done. I'm not afraid of the pain of the procedure or anything, but I am afraid of ripping something at work afterward. I think I'll try to schedule something for the beginning of the year. There's a month break in the tennis season, and work will be slow enough that I can take it mostly easy. I can make the kids at work lift all the heavy shit for me.
    I'm getting pretty sick of condoms.
    Which is why you need a vasectomy
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    Old 08-22-2021, 05:24 PM   #128
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    Old 08-22-2021, 05:24 PM   #129
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    The funny thing is that it’s not painful at all, like you can’t feel a Goddamned thing which is super weird because there’s a doctor down there using extremely sharp objects to slice and dice inside your nutsac while you’re completely aware and awake.

    But yeah, it’s afterwards that you really have to pay attention to. Like, for real don’t do dick that requires any sort of exertion for a few days/up to a week.
    Will he actually look at my dick during the consultation? Like is there any need for him to see my below average penis?
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    Will he actually look at my dick during the consultation? Like is there any need for him to see my below average penis?


    I don’t remember what happened during my consult TBH but they may need to feel around for the VD, not sure. The consult I had was years ago and not with the same Dr./group that I got the procedure done by.
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    I don’t remember what happened during my consult TBH but they may need to feel around for the VD, not sure. The consult I had was years ago and not with the same Dr./group that I got the procedure done by.
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    The reason I topped this thread is because my fucking kids are driving me nuts right now
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    My brother in law had his done about a year ago, and he’s still shooting live rounds. Getting it redone Ryder Cup weekend. This one is free.

    I got mine done around a year ago as well. Felt like they were pulling my eyeballs out of asshole when they pull the tubes out. A few months later I had a granuloma that didn’t respond to medicine that had to go back in and remove.

    Good Luck Neum!
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    The funny thing is that it’s not painful at all, like you can’t feel a Goddamned thing which is super weird because there’s a doctor down there using extremely sharp objects to slice and dice inside your nutsac while you’re completely aware and awake.

    But yeah, it’s afterwards that you really have to pay attention to. Like, for real don’t do dick that requires any sort of exertion for a few days/up to a week.

    Yea, that's the issue I'm concerned with. I can avoid lifting the heavy stuff at work, but on average I take about 8,500 steps on a shift. There's no avoiding that.

    Taking an unpaid week off work is just such a hard pill to swallow, and makes me wish there was a just a fucking birth control pill I could swallow.
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    Old 08-22-2021, 05:31 PM   #135
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    My brother in law had his done about a year ago, and he’s still shooting live rounds. Getting it redone Ryder Cup weekend. This one is free.

    I got mine done around a year ago as well. Felt like they were pulling my eyeballs out of asshole when they pull the tubes out. A few months later I had a granuloma that didn’t respond to medicine that had to go back in and remove.

    Good Luck Neum!
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    My brother in law had his done about a year ago, and he’s still shooting live rounds. Getting it redone Ryder Cup weekend. This one is free.

    I got mine done around a year ago as well. Felt like they were pulling my eyeballs out of asshole when they pull the tubes out. A few months later I had a granuloma that didn’t respond to medicine that had to go back in and remove.

    Good Luck Neum!

    Isn't that why they make you come back after it's done to give another sample? To make sure it was done properly?
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    Yea, that's the issue I'm concerned with. I can avoid lifting the heavy stuff at work, but on average I take about 8,500 steps on a shift. There's no avoiding that.

    Taking an unpaid week off work is just such a hard pill to swallow, and makes me wish there was a just a fucking birth control pill I could swallow.
    There is such a thing as chemical contraception for men.
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    But that did remind me of a funny tag on a condom machine in a bar in Chicago:

    "For refund, place baby here ->"
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    Old 08-22-2021, 05:35 PM   #139
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    Isn't that why they make you come back after it's done to give another sample? To make sure it was done properly?
    He’s been back every 2 months and really hasn’t seen any drop off.

    The speculation is the two ends got tangled right after surgery and healed themselves. Not sure on the science behind that.
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    The reason I topped this thread is because my fucking kids are driving me nuts right now


    You’ll be fine.
    Your wife birthed those kids. This is like the least the guy can do.
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    Isn't that why they make you come back after it's done to give another sample? To make sure it was done properly?
    Because of COVID I didn’t have my follow up until November (was done in May), plenty of time to clear the pipes. So when I went I only had to do it once (normally it’s twice) and there was a big fat 0 when the results came back.
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    Because of COVID I didn’t have my follow up until November (was done in May), plenty of time to clear the pipes. So when I went I only had to do it once (normally it’s twice) and there was a big fat 0 when the results came back.

    Do you have to produce the sample on site?
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    Do you have to produce the sample on site?
    I did, yeah.

    It’s so clinical and weird

    This old black lady brought me into the room and blurted out the directions at me like she’s been through it a million times before (which she probably has).
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    I did, yeah.

    It’s so clinical and weird

    This old black lady brought me into the room and blurted out the directions at me like she’s been through it a million times before (which she probably has).

    I can imagine.
    I feel like it would go one of two ways for me... either the weird setting would be exciting and I'd be out of there before my free parking expired, or I'd be so uncomfortable that I'd get that knock on the door telling me they are closing soon and I would have to try again tomorrow.
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    Try doing when you need to shoot 20 million sperm on demand to be injected into your wife.
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    I did, yeah.

    It’s so clinical and weird

    This old black lady brought me into the room and blurted out the directions at me like she’s been through it a million times before (which she probably has).
    Do you get to watch movies? Maybe whip out your cell phone for some step sis and step bro splooge?
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    Try doing when you need to shoot 20 million sperm on demand to be injected into your wife.
    Yeah that’s what made it at least doable for me - I had been through it a ton before when the wife and I were trying to get pregnant the first couple times.

    Luckily her third pregnancy happened naturally
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