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Old 09-20-2017, 11:33 AM   #441301
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Literally?
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    Spicy has never bothered me but I eat spiciness with almost every meal.
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    Old 09-20-2017, 11:35 AM   #441303
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    I love shitting.
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    Old 09-20-2017, 11:40 AM   #441304
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    Poo-phoria is a good time.

    Is it true that women do not have this same feeling?
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    Old 09-20-2017, 11:41 AM   #441305
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    Literally?
    LITERALLYi
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    Old 09-20-2017, 11:42 AM   #441306
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    I'm shitting right now.
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    Old 09-20-2017, 11:42 AM   #441307
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    Nice job hiding that little thing - looks like you're pretty good at that.
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    Old 09-20-2017, 11:46 AM   #441308
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    Nothing beats shitting and jerking at the same time.
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    Old 09-20-2017, 11:47 AM   #441309
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    JFC Rodney.....
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    Old 09-20-2017, 11:49 AM   #441310
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    JFC Rodney.....
    Right, bro?!
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    Old 09-20-2017, 11:49 AM   #441311
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    Nothing beats shitting and jerking at the same time.
    what happens when you bust the same second a turd comes out? do you die?
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    Old 09-20-2017, 11:54 AM   #441312
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    Isn't that called a blumpkin?
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    Old 09-20-2017, 11:55 AM   #441313
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    Blumpkin = getting brain while sitting on the toilet taking a shit
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    Old 09-20-2017, 12:06 PM   #441314
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    Old 09-20-2017, 12:07 PM   #441315
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    Nice job hiding that little thing - looks like you're pretty good at that.
    TWSS...i.
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    Old 09-20-2017, 12:14 PM   #441316
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    Blumpkin = getting brain while sitting on the toilet taking a shit
    Damn, what a women.

    Some guys have all the luck.
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    Old 09-20-2017, 12:51 PM   #441317
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    Nice job hiding that little thing - looks like you're pretty good at that.
    Speaking of tucking, what would you guys do if you got catfished by a tranny and didn't realize it until after a few days when you were about to get down? How weird would that be?

    /junior
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    Old 09-20-2017, 12:54 PM   #441318
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    Speaking of tucking, what would you guys do if you got catfished by a tranny and didn't realize it until after a few days when you were about to get down? How weird would that be?

    /junior
    Something you need to tell us?
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    Old 09-20-2017, 12:55 PM   #441319
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    Poo-phoria is a good time.

    Is it true that women do not have this same feeling?
    Pretty sure the satisfaction from taking a great shit isn't gender specific.
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    Old 09-20-2017, 01:08 PM   #441320
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    Something you need to tell us?
    Not in particular, no.

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    Pretty sure the satisfaction from taking a great shit isn't gender specific.
    I'd hope not. Sometimes taking a shit is the best feeling in the world.
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    Old 09-20-2017, 03:07 PM   #441321
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    10 months today, bros!

    https://imgur.com/a/d2qnz
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    Old 09-20-2017, 04:22 PM   #441322
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    10 months today, bros!

    https://imgur.com/a/d2qnz


    Damn, didn’t realize Luca was that old already. No offense, but he’s fucking ugly.
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    Old 09-20-2017, 04:41 PM   #441323
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    Nothing beats shitting and jerking at the same time.
    This is disturbing, even for you.
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    Old 09-20-2017, 04:50 PM   #441324
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    Damn, didn’t realize Luca was that old already. No offense, but he’s fucking ugly.
    Baaaaaahahahahhaha... nice
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    Old 09-20-2017, 06:11 PM   #441325
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    10 months today, bros!

    https://imgur.com/a/d2qnz
    it's too much man. Too much.

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    Damn, didn’t realize Luca was that old already. No offense, but he’s fucking ugly.

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    This is disturbing, even for you.



    The pain is FUCKING INTENSE!!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!
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    That's a lot of hair Scrock
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    Hey Steve, how are you doing with the back?
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    Old 09-20-2017, 06:27 PM   #441328
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    Fucking Scrocks the lumberjack
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    Old 09-20-2017, 06:47 PM   #441329
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    Hey Steve, how are you doing with the back?
    Not good. It is absolutely horrible. The drugs don't work, and everything I do hurts - sit, walk, stand, lay.
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    Old 09-20-2017, 07:05 PM   #441330
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    I had a business owner file a police report regarding me the other day. Cops called me today and basically said the guy was making a mountain out of a mole hill. Asked me about the sales call and I explained to him that I told the owner that I have seen multiple business within the same industry fail at that location (which is true) and that I explained to the owner that I live in that town and other such things about how I know a lot about the city and culture. Apparently the owner took it the wrong way and told the cops that I threatened to make sure his business would fail.

    This location has had 6 different bars in it in the last 10 years. Every single one of them fails because they get a small lunch crowd from the court house and then a handful of people grabbing a beer before they get on the train to go home. The bar is located inside the train station. At night, it turns in to the hood down there. Nobody wants to visit anything in that area once the sun goes down. This guys menu has Duck Poutine, Octapus, and other super fancy dishes in a town that eats hot dogs, meat loaf and mashed potatoes more than anything.

    His business is going to fail within the year. Guaranteed.

    Literally the dumbest thing I have ever had to deal with.

    The even more fucked this is I gave the guy my business card with my personal cell phone number, wished him a good day and left on good terms seemingly. The guy overreacted HARD.
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