The Ship

[Tiduwho]

Sorry to hear about the wife Steve.

[CrashTheStone41]

Originally Posted by So Ya Dig DMB?

Not happenin

Prude...

[So Ya Dig DMB?]

Originally Posted by CrashTheStone41

Prude...

I am.. what can I say

[So Ya Dig DMB?]

Finding so much packers stuff.. can't wait for the game Steve and I go to :P

[So Ya Dig DMB?]

Finding so much packers stuff.. can't wait for the game Steve and I go to :P

[sheldonlevene]

Originally Posted by So Ya Dig DMB?

Also, found a detention I got "for exposing my middle finger to another student" hahahaha

So eloquently stated.

My brothers used to substitute teach at our old high school during their offseasons.

There was a really old golf coach that taught health (obviously) and he had like 150 write up slips pre-populated. The reason for principal visit just said "INSUBORDINATION" in all caps like that. You just had to put the date and whatever kid's name.

Found that so funny. The dude was a second from both death and retiring.

[So Ya Dig DMB?]

Guys. I'm dying.

[So Ya Dig DMB?]

Originally Posted by sheldonlevene

So eloquently stated.



My brothers used to substitute teach at our old high school during their offseasons.



There was a really old golf coach that taught health (obviously) and he had like 150 write up slips pre-populated. The reason for principal visit just said "INSUBORDINATION" in all caps like that. You just had to put the date and whatever kid's name.



Found that so funny. The dude was a second from both death and retiring.

Catholic school will do that to ya.


I wonder if any of the teaches tried that but doubtful back in the day.

[CrashTheStone41]

I got suspended in 8th grade for first tackling (like Ray Lewis style) someone rounding second base, trying to stretch a gym class double in to a triple, and then calling the gym teacher an asshole. Reason I got suspended... Insubordination.

[So Ya Dig DMB?]

Originally Posted by CrashTheStone41

I got suspended in 8th grade for first tackling (like Ray Lewis style) someone rounding second base, trying to stretch a gym class double in to a triple, and then calling the gym teacher an asshole. Reason I got suspended... Insubordination.

You're such an insubordinate

[Beefsteak1138]

Just got back from Charlottesville. After driving back to my single family home in my minivan with my wife and two kids in the car and having listened to Mumford and Sons, DMB, and Matt Nathanson on the ride home I came to a realization about race.

I am the whitest fucking person in the world.

[CrashTheStone41]

Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138

Just got back from Charlottesville. After driving back to my single family home in my minivan with my wife and two kids in the car and having listened to Mumford and Sons, DMB, and Matt Nathanson on the ride home I came to a realization about race.

I am the whitest fucking person in the world.

Walking stereotype of suburban white america? That's the DREAM.

[sbuzzz]

Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138

Just got back from Charlottesville. After driving back to my single family home in my minivan with my wife and two kids in the car and having listened to Mumford and Sons, DMB, and Matt Nathanson on the ride home I came to a realization about race.

I am the whitest fucking person in the world.

[bamadavefan15]

Damn I really wish I could pick up some Chinese food right about now

[sbuzzz]

Originally Posted by bamadavefan15

Damn I really wish I could pick up some Chinese food right about now

Why is that not possible?

[tyler3440]

Originally Posted by bamadavefan15

Damn I really wish I could pick up some Chinese food right about now

Campus has a Panda Express. I enjoy it

Hay you know what's better tho? The moe's on campus!

[tyler3440]

Was already drinking at a bar at 4:45 today

[tyler3440]

Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138

Just got back from Charlottesville. After driving back to my single family home in my minivan with my wife and two kids in the car and having listened to Mumford and Sons, DMB, and Matt Nathanson on the ride home I came to a realization about race.

I am the whitest fucking person in the world.

You should have realized this way back in 2003 when you signed up for a dmb messege board...

[tyler3440]

Beefy, how offten do you eat beef?

[tyler3440]

Also, beefy.....how offten to you have a beef with someone?

[Rodey]

Tyler why were you Antsing last night?

[snow1868]

Originally Posted by Rodey

Tyler why were you Antsing last night?

For reals, first Saturday night away at college and you're on ants. This is why we think you're never going to get laid.

[CrashTheStone41]

I had Broccoli cheese soup and cream of chicken with wild rice soup mixed together for breakfast. My belly is full and I am happy. It tasted delicious

[bamadavefan15]

Originally Posted by sbuzzz

Why is that not possible?

Everything was closed at the time

[tyler3440]

Originally Posted by snow1868

For reals, first Saturday night away at college and you're on ants. This is why we think you're never going to get laid.

Didn't I just say I went to a bar

[CrashTheStone41]

at 4:45 in the afternoon. You aren't picking up good looking drunk college chicks at that time.

[sheldonlevene]

Originally Posted by CrashTheStone41

at 4:45 in the afternoon. You aren't picking up good looking drunk college chicks at that time.

Probably not a good idea to pick up drunk chicks at any hour. Last thing our guy needs is a sexual assault complaint. Get with a sober chick that wants to be w/u Tyler.

[CrashTheStone41]

Originally Posted by sheldonlevene

Probably not a good idea to pick up drunk chicks at any hour. Last thing our guy needs is a sexual assault complaint. Get with a sober chick that wants to be w/u Tyler.

I'm not talking blacked out drunk. Just a 2 beer buzz.

[sheldonlevene]

Originally Posted by CrashTheStone41

I'm not talking blacked out drunk. Just a 2 beer buzz.

I know. It's just been a minute since I was in college. Feels like a weird time to be navigating that environment.

[bamadavefan15]

Originally Posted by sheldonlevene

I know. It's just been a minute since I was in college. Feels like a weird time to be navigating that environment.

I think as long as she isn't belligerent and you feel she can give consent, you should be good.

I feel way more for the girls honestly. With the rise of the date rape drug, they've got to be particularly cautious and that fucking sucks because it's an environment where you often aren't cautious. I know I wasn't. Luckily I didn't have to worry about that.

It sickens me that there are dudes out there that would do that sort of thing. I used to think it was extremely extremely rare, but a girl I was very close to had it happen to her. Thankfully, she left the bar early and called me before it hit her. I got kinda pissed at her cause she turned completely belligerent and like crying and punching me when I was walking her home. I'm so thankful I was there to drop her off, but the thought of it going just slightly different (she doesn't decide to leave the bar early, etc) is scary.

I say that to say this. If I've personally witnessed it, it can't be as rare as I thought. Which fucking sucks.