What's the longest you've went without satisfying yourself?

[dowling25]

Gave it up for Lent this year and made it...then went a few more weeks after that so probably like 60 some days is my rough estimate. Now its about a week or so in between sometimes I guess!

[CrashDMB237]

Originally Posted by MistreatedLewis

about five minutes.

Same.

BRB actually.

[Sou1 So1di3r]

I'd say, lets put a twist on this and see what the most you have done it in 1 day?


I think I've done 4 before.

Morning, Noon, midnoon (snacktime&rub one out) and late night

[defcon]

Originally Posted by Sou1 So1di3r

I'd say, lets put a twist on this and see what the most you have done it in 1 day?


I think I've done 4 before.

Morning, Noon, midnoon (snacktime&rub one out) and late night

I smell a spinoff.

I haven't kept count, but I'd have to say about 10. After awhile, the little guy just gets too tired and won't come out to play.

[bigeyedfish190]

Originally Posted by Sou1 So1di3r

I'd say, lets put a twist on this and see what the most you have done it in 1 day?


I think I've done 4 before.

Morning, Noon, midnoon (snacktime&rub one out) and late night

7. I used to have this contest with myself in 7th grade. It was like 7 in about 2 or 3 hours.

at midnoon

[ryangibson]

Originally Posted by #41Mikenj

no she offered but I still thought it was gross

Wow, I didn't think I would find anyone who agreed with me. I thought preggo-play was gross. I couldn't look at her and not think about my fetus daughter. My friends told me I was crazy.

[hbktonyb]

The wheels on the bus go round and round.

The woman across the street has nothing on, nothing on.

[Tomriddle]

Family vacations are the worst

[saygdbye4134]

http://antsmarching.org/forum/showthread.php?t=164741

[voiceofreason]

Originally Posted by DmBand801

very true. the years 2001-2005 and the 2006 NLCS come to mind.

The fact that Endy Chavez had that catch and they still lost still blows my mind.

True Mets suffering is the early nineties when Daryl and Doc left and they had a bunch of big signings (Frank Viola, Vince Coleman, Bobby Bonilla) and stunk up Shea. Everyone forgets that NY was a Mets town in the 80's before the Yanks got their shit together.

[voiceofreason]

Originally Posted by thebridge15

voiceofreason i didnt even realize you were here....whend you move to ants

As stated, when they closed. But I haven't posted there frequently for many moons. Just too busy.

[SqueeBaBooSquee]

I have sex every morning. Then I wake up and realize it was a dream and I rub one out.

[41 Step]

Originally Posted by DmBand801

very true. the years 2001-2005 and the 2006 NLCS come to mind.

Don't forget September 2007!

[crashintome202]

Originally Posted by Sou1 So1di3r

I'd say, lets put a twist on this and see what the most you have done it in 1 day?


I think I've done 4 before.

Morning, Noon, midnoon (snacktime&rub one out) and late night

umm like 5-6. done it a couple of times.

[dmbgodagirl41]

So how long's it been? 2 weeks?
How about.....2 years.
OHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP! What do you, like, service yourself 10 times a day!??!?!

[dmbgodagirl41]

Originally Posted by hbktonyb

The wheels on the bus go round and round.

The woman across the street has nothing on, nothing on.

"I'm doing nothing, man, just uhh, watching some Tiny Toons."

Busty Eve Lawrence sucks dick like a champion.

[dre2142]

Originally Posted by #41Mikenj

im glad you said that I get all kinds of shit from people for not liking preggo sex.

Preggo sex is the best.

[dre2142]

Originally Posted by #41Mikenj

no she offered but I still thought it was gross

HUH???

[SqueeBaBooSquee]

Originally Posted by dre2142

Preggo sex is the best.

SICK!

I don't think I could ever do it... ever.

[dmbgodagirl41]

I have guy friends who said they won't bang out their wives when they are CLEARLY pregnant.

"What if I stab the kid in the face?!?!"

morons.

Originally Posted by dre2142

Preggo sex is the best.

Are you a caveman? What kind of sick beast are you?

[dre2142]

Oh please. Some of you need to grow the fuck up

[dmbphan041]

Originally Posted by Sou1 So1di3r

I'd say, lets put a twist on this and see what the most you have done it in 1 day?


I think I've done 4 before.

Morning, Noon, midnoon (snacktime&rub one out) and late night

8 easy.

[SqueeBaBooSquee]

Originally Posted by dmbgodagirl41

I have guy friends who said they won't bang out their wives when they are CLEARLY pregnant.

"What if I stab the kid in the face?!?!"

morons.

It's not so much that I think I'll stab him, it's just that I don't like the fact that there is a naked her, a naked me and a naked baby in between me and her and I have a boner.

[dre2142]

I think 4 or 5 probably for me.

5 or 6 with a chick in one day as well.

[#41Mikenj]

Originally Posted by SqueeBaBooSquee

It's not so much that I think I'll stab him, it's just that I don't like the fact that there is a naked her, a naked me and a naked baby in between me and her and I have a boner.

for me it was as soon as I found out that she was preggo. I didnt look at her in a sexual way anymore at least until the baby was out

Originally Posted by dre2142

Oh please. Some of you need to grow the fuck up

You enjoy sex with a pregnant women more than any other? That's not a little weird?

[SqueeBaBooSquee]

Originally Posted by #41Mikenj

for me it was as soon as I found out that she was preggo. I didnt look at her in a sexual way anymore at least until the baby was out

I concur. I don't find pregnant women attractive... sorry ladies.

Plus pregnant women become fat and bloated and there bellybuttons look like blowholes. It's just not that hot.