*Prompter Thread* (NO personal attacks, NO trolling)

[mthawk07]

Originally Posted by TwoStep2888

a dog ate the secret Tony Baloney documents!! https://twitter.com/NikkiMcR/status/1321608091503366144

Baaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Climb2safety]

Originally Posted by ~Crashintome89~

Supreme Court just shot down the Republicans in North Carolina.

Impossible! They’ve all sold their soul to trump!

Robot voice: “must.do.trumps.biding.”

[Noles20]

Originally Posted by BTBaboon

They completely botched their attempt at this.

What will it take to get you to believe this? :sarcasm

[daveshookme]

Originally Posted by TwoStep2888

a dog ate the secret Tony Baloney documents!! https://twitter.com/NikkiMcR/status/1321608091503366144

Hey man, just thinking out loud, but if these "documents" are so important maybe don't just throw 'em in the FedEx bin and hope for the best?

There's a reason companies employ couriers and buy airfare tix to transport documents.

These fucking clowns.

[daveshookme]

God damn Tucker, you started out just barely about subhuman and now you're just the bottom of the barrel scum. He's a fucking fool, just trying to get richer by deluding and lying and selling snake oil to dumb idiots who dont' want to know any better.

[MDPrompter]

Originally Posted by Noles20

What will it take to get you to believe this? :sarcasm

[BruceW]

that is just absolutely incredible. You’re either so dumb that you put the From: FOX NEWS! And To: Tucker Carlson!!!! on the package and didn’t think for one second that your precious cargo deserved some confidentiality, or you’re lying yet again and are projecting yet again so that the blame falls elsewhere.

Pathetic.

[BruceW]

Originally Posted by BruceW

Either you or you know, the FBI, providing evidence that it is in fact a “scandal” that I, or anyone in America for that matter, should give an ounce of a fuck about.

Imagine Muskie missing the opportunity to provide evidence...


Oh wait, that’s only the second or third time today he’s done that.

[mthawk07]

Originally Posted by BruceW

that is just absolutely incredible. You’re either so dumb that you put the From: FOX NEWS! And To: Tucker Carlson!!!! on the package and didn’t think for one second that your precious cargo deserved some confidentiality, or you’re lying yet again and are projecting yet again so that the blame falls elsewhere.

Pathetic.

Narrator: there was no package that got lost, and if there was, it didn't contain the "documents." Because scanners and PDFs exist, so why would you mail them across the country?

[bradshaw06]

Originally Posted by mthawk07

Narrator: there was no package that got lost, and if there was, it didn't contain the "documents." Because scanners and PDFs exist, so why would you mail them across the country?

Same reason hunter biden mailed his laptop across country?

[BruceW]

Originally Posted by mthawk07

Narrator: there was no package that got lost, and if there was, it didn't contain the "documents." Because scanners and PDFs exist, so why would you mail them across the country?

Exactly........

Hey yea why don’t you pay to mail me those docs instead of scanning them. Also, if you mail them, make sure they are the only copy, and oh yea make sure they’re deleted from wherever they came from (obviously they were printed out from some computer)

[Route_2]

Originally Posted by mthawk07

Narrator: there was no package that got lost, and if there was, it didn't contain the "documents." Because scanners and PDFs exist, so why would you mail them across the country?

Yup. He won't name the carrier because he doesn't want to get sued into oblivion for this made up story.

[ToySoldier#34]

I freaking love his upbeat and perky tone like a kid in a museum discovering dinosaurs existed trying to explain this

[TheLastStop123]

can’t stop laughing at the tucker thing. never forget:

Fox News won a court case by 'persuasively' arguing that no 'reasonable viewer' takes Tucker Carlson seriously

https://twitter.com/anabel_villeroy/...001553408?s=21

[Noles20]

They need to hammer the stuff from the Kushner-Woodward tapes for the next 5 days. Obama will be great at it. I think it's time for Joe and Obama to appear together. Maybe in PA on the weekend.

[daveshookme]

Man these poll worker training videos are a fucking snoozer

[cazzie34]

Originally Posted by Noles20

They need to hammer the stuff from the Kushner-Woodward tapes for the next 5 days. Obama will be great at it. I think it's time for Joe and Obama to appear together. Maybe in PA on the weekend.

They are in michigan. I think Friday.

[BruceW]

Originally Posted by Noles20

They need to hammer the stuff from the Kushner-Woodward tapes for the next 5 days. Obama will be great at it. I think it's time for Joe and Obama to appear together. Maybe in PA on the weekend.

Edit: nvm brain fart

[ToySoldier#34]

"On tomorrow's show we will cover why it is mathematically likely that Santa is real and does deliver presents to 822.6 homes per second, this according to the same companies we have polling Trump at +18 across the country, please tune in for this exciting episode and have a great night!"

[TablesTurnAgain]

Originally Posted by daveshookme

Man these poll worker training videos are a fucking snoozer

Mine took 3 hours, and I honestly didn’t feel like learned anything more than what a 5 minute recap could cover. And I definitely don’t feel prepared.

[Noles20]

Originally Posted by cazzie34

They are in michigan. I think Friday.

Together?

[ToySoldier#34]

Originally Posted by TablesTurnAgain

Mine took 3 hours, and I honestly didn’t feel like learned anything more than what a 5 minute recap could cover. And I definitely don’t feel prepared.

Hand them a glue stick and a pen, they can figure out the rest

[daveshookme]

Originally Posted by TablesTurnAgain

Mine took 3 hours, and I honestly didn’t feel like learned anything more than what a 5 minute recap could cover. And I definitely don’t feel prepared.

I mean, they're good for complete dullards so far. I've got 4 videos, 3 of them are like 5-10 minutes, the last one is an hour. I'll catch that one tomorrow.

"don't handle marked ballots" "if you see an error, call BoE"

basically, that's about it. They're all like a decade old, so no COVID updates. I hope I get that on Tuesday?

edit: here's the videos if anybody can't sleep later https://www.albanycounty.com/departm...-worker-videos

[daveshookme]

Originally Posted by ToySoldier#34

Hand them a glue stick and a pen, they can figure out the rest

glue stick

Mine on Sunday was a stylus that they were diligently cleaning between each voter to sign on the iPad, then they printed a ballot for you and the worker was wearing gloves. Filled it out with my own pen, then threw it in the scanner thing. Felt very safe, everybody was wearing a mask even in line, separated by roughly a parking space width, even outdoors. Would recommend.

The only kind of hostility I saw was when I first got there, one person was yelling at another as he got in his car, something about hitting something? I don't think it was election related but EVERYbody there was clearly on high alert lol

[mthawk07]

This isn't totally political, but we just watched David Letterman's interview with Dave Chappelle, and it was absolutely incredible. Highly recommended.

[ToySoldier#34]

Originally Posted by daveshookme

glue stick

Mine on Sunday was a stylus that they were diligently cleaning between each voter to sign on the iPad, then they printed a ballot for you and the worker was wearing gloves. Filled it out with my own pen, then threw it in the scanner thing. Felt very safe, everybody was wearing a mask even in line, separated by roughly a parking space width, even outdoors. Would recommend.

The only kind of hostility I saw was when I first got there, one person was yelling at another as he got in his car, something about hitting something? I don't think it was election related but EVERYbody there was clearly on high alert lol

I mean that last part is just standard NY right?

[Noles20]

Worldometer just upped today's total to 81,581. I believe that is a new high for one day.

Rounding the corner.

[cazzie34]

Originally Posted by Noles20

Together?

Together! The band is back!

[daveshookme]

Originally Posted by ToySoldier#34

I mean that last part is just standard NY right?

Eeeehhhhyyyyyyy I’m WALKIN ‘ere!

[daveshookme]

Originally Posted by cazzie34

Together! The band is back!

Live stream it. Charge me $10.