limerick thread - Antsmarching.org Forums

Go Back   Antsmarching.org Forums > General Discussion > nDMBc Discussion


Want to hide all ads on Ants? Click here
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 02-17-2004, 03:31 PM   #1
angelces
oldskool temptress
 
angelces's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: parked on rt 80
Posts: 29,628

Shows Seen: 94

limerick thread

so the sex thread has taken to limericks lately. Its kinda fun...

there once was a board called ants
where everyone seemed nice at a glance
but when you get to know them
you find you really could be friends
so lets go to a show and dance.

Ok that one's not so great but you get the idea
__________________
~Angel
angelces is offline   Reply With Quote

  • Want to hide all ads on Ants? Click here
  • Old 02-17-2004, 03:32 PM   #2
    lillerfm
    Resident Pimp
     
    lillerfm's Avatar
     
    Join Date: Sep 2002
    Location: New Orleans, LA
    Posts: 5,492

    Shows Seen: 20

    Re: limerick thread

    Limrick fever....cath it!
    __________________
    -Frank
    "My name isn't Frank...it's Jack Bauer.
    ---
    http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1264030890
    lillerfm is offline   Reply With Quote
    Old 02-17-2004, 03:35 PM   #3
    GreenJester
    Rider on the Storm
     
    GreenJester's Avatar
     
    Join Date: Jan 2004
    Location: Forests of Azure
    Posts: 4,324

    Shows Seen: 0

    Re: limerick thread

    I think technically the beats go 6/6/4/4/6 and rhyme scheme is A/A/B/B/A.

    If you can stick pretty close to that, you're doing well. These are the "bar tunes" of the poetic world, so cut loose and make one off-the-cuff.
    GreenJester is offline   Reply With Quote
    Old 02-17-2004, 03:38 PM   #4
    angelces
    oldskool temptress
     
    angelces's Avatar
     
    Join Date: Sep 2003
    Location: parked on rt 80
    Posts: 29,628

    Shows Seen: 94

    Re: limerick thread

    there once was a boy named mark
    who writes us stories on a lark
    he's a poetry buff
    who writes off his cuff
    but his bite is meaner than his bark.
    __________________
    ~Angel
    angelces is offline   Reply With Quote
    Old 02-17-2004, 03:50 PM   #5
    OklahomaMama
     
    Join Date: Dec 2003
    Posts: 35,243

    Shows Seen: 2

    Re: limerick thread

    There is an admin, Rob....

    [size=1]and shortly thereafter, brenda was [/size]

    OklahomaMama is offline   Reply With Quote
    Old 02-17-2004, 04:22 PM   #6
    angelces
    oldskool temptress
     
    angelces's Avatar
     
    Join Date: Sep 2003
    Location: parked on rt 80
    Posts: 29,628

    Shows Seen: 94

    Re: limerick thread



    apparently people are more comfortable in the sex thread then out here in the open.

    its seemed like a good idea at the time
    __________________
    ~Angel
    angelces is offline   Reply With Quote
    Old 02-17-2004, 04:26 PM   #7
    OklahomaMama
     
    Join Date: Dec 2003
    Posts: 35,243

    Shows Seen: 2

    Re: limerick thread

    I'm trying to support this thread
    But non-dirty limericks I dread
    We need to show love
    To Ang, a sweet dove
    But damn, this is harder than lead
    :
    OklahomaMama is offline   Reply With Quote
    Old 02-17-2004, 04:27 PM   #8
    angelces
    oldskool temptress
     
    angelces's Avatar
     
    Join Date: Sep 2003
    Location: parked on rt 80
    Posts: 29,628

    Shows Seen: 94

    Re: limerick thread

    yeah I was having problems with coming up with clean ones myself...

    there once was a man from nantucket...
    __________________
    ~Angel
    angelces is offline   Reply With Quote
    Old 02-17-2004, 04:32 PM   #9
    OklahomaMama
     
    Join Date: Dec 2003
    Posts: 35,243

    Shows Seen: 2

    Re: limerick thread

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by angelces
    yeah I was having problems with coming up with clean ones myself...

    there once was a man from nantucket...
    here's a thought:
    how about each person comes up with a line???


    who loved to eat french fried muckets
    OklahomaMama is offline   Reply With Quote
    Old 02-17-2004, 04:34 PM   #10
    bbrianblaze
    071704 YEAH!
     
    bbrianblaze's Avatar
     
    Join Date: Mar 2003
    Location: CT
    Posts: 13,237

    Shows Seen: 21

    Re: limerick thread

    to add to Nantucket one....

    he often came round,
    __________________
    [Size=1]Shows Attended/ Have List/ Wish List

    DMB in '04= CT:Sec200 (N1&N2), NJ:Sec203 (N2), WPB:Orch2 (N1&N2), and THE GORGE

    GORGE BOUND BABY!!


    LIVESTRONG ....Everyday[/size]
    bbrianblaze is offline   Reply With Quote
    Old 02-17-2004, 04:36 PM   #11
    angelces
    oldskool temptress
     
    angelces's Avatar
     
    Join Date: Sep 2003
    Location: parked on rt 80
    Posts: 29,628

    Shows Seen: 94

    Re: limerick thread

    when he heard that sound
    __________________
    ~Angel
    angelces is offline   Reply With Quote
    Old 02-17-2004, 04:42 PM   #12
    OklahomaMama
     
    Join Date: Dec 2003
    Posts: 35,243

    Shows Seen: 2

    Re: limerick thread

    of lamb assholes going "ker-plucket"

    (muckets are french fried assholes in case you didn't know!)
    OklahomaMama is offline   Reply With Quote
    Old 02-17-2004, 04:47 PM   #13
    dancergirl40ky
    Tip Toeing In
     
    dancergirl40ky's Avatar
     
    Join Date: Aug 2003
    Location: Kentucky
    Posts: 22,192

    Shows Seen: 16
    Send a message via AIM to dancergirl40ky Send a message via Yahoo to dancergirl40ky

    Re: limerick thread

    Hey all I am back from volunteering and Rich has me on his new laptop. I hate it.
    __________________
    Stace
    I'm not going to change my ways just to please you or appease you.
    dancergirl40ky is offline   Reply With Quote
    Old 02-17-2004, 04:49 PM   #14
    JanelleM
    Baseball & Beer
     
    JanelleM's Avatar
     
    Join Date: Sep 2003
    Posts: 15,043

    Shows Seen: 54

    Re: limerick thread

    For me from Mark Our resident wordsmith.

    I knew a girl name of Janelle
    With a fire nobody could quell
    We rolled in the hay
    Til it all burned away
    And the devil mistook us for hell.

    From Ang our resident madam:

    there once was a girl named Janelle
    she liked to make all the boys yell
    when she got them in bed
    boy could she give head
    but as always only a bad girl would tell.
    __________________
    Jen

    Last edited by JanelleM; 02-17-2004 at 04:52 PM.
    JanelleM is offline   Reply With Quote
    Old 02-17-2004, 05:03 PM   #15
    62jake
    DONT F*@K WITH JACK
     
    62jake's Avatar
     
    Join Date: Jul 2003
    Location: Amarillo, TX
    Posts: 1,616

    Shows Seen: 3

    Re: limerick thread

    There once were some girls on Ants
    Who wanted to see what's in my pants
    When i pulled it out
    Everyone heard them shout
    "It's so big. Lay down, let's dance!!"


    I'm sorry. Every time I hear the word 'limerick' my mind goes straight to the gutter. I did not mean to offend any of the fine ladies on Am.org nor did I mean to brag about the size of the General. As soon as I saw the limerick thread, that popped in my head and I had to post it or it would have driven me crazy. You guys don't want me to go crazy, do you?
    __________________
    "I hope this evening finds everybody on top of,
    whatever it is you'd like to be on top of."
    DJM - 3-29-03

    "I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." - Mitch Hedberg
    62jake is offline   Reply With Quote
    Old 02-17-2004, 05:04 PM   #16
    OklahomaMama
     
    Join Date: Dec 2003
    Posts: 35,243

    Shows Seen: 2

    Re: limerick thread

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by 62jake
    There once were some girls on Ants
    Who wanted to see what's in my pants
    When i pulled it out
    Everyone heard them shout
    "It's so big. Lay down, let's dance!!"


    I'm sorry. Every time I hear the word 'limerick' my mind goes straight to the gutter. I did not mean to offend any of the fine ladies on Am.org nor did I mean to brag about the size of the General. As soon as I saw the limerick thread, that popped in my head and I had to post it or it would have driven me crazy. You guys don't want me to go crazy, do you?
    oh, honey....you need to check out the nasty stuff us girls have written in the opposite sex thread...
    this is TAME in comparison
    OklahomaMama is offline   Reply With Quote
    Old 02-17-2004, 05:08 PM   #17
    62jake
    DONT F*@K WITH JACK
     
    62jake's Avatar
     
    Join Date: Jul 2003
    Location: Amarillo, TX
    Posts: 1,616

    Shows Seen: 3

    Re: limerick thread

    Well, thank you. I just didn't want to piss any of you fine ladies off. You know when you get something in your head that you can't get out? That's what happened to me with that limerick.
    __________________
    "I hope this evening finds everybody on top of,
    whatever it is you'd like to be on top of."
    DJM - 3-29-03

    "I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." - Mitch Hedberg
    62jake is offline   Reply With Quote
    Old 02-17-2004, 05:09 PM   #18
    OklahomaMama
     
    Join Date: Dec 2003
    Posts: 35,243

    Shows Seen: 2

    Re: limerick thread

    i'm glad we avoided a messy situation....
    hey, you know we're practically neighbors, right?
    OklahomaMama is offline   Reply With Quote
    Old 02-17-2004, 05:11 PM   #19
    OklahomaMama
     
    Join Date: Dec 2003
    Posts: 35,243

    Shows Seen: 2

    Re: limerick thread

    haven't tried this yet but it looks fun....

    http://www.jjjwebdevelopment.com/306sites/limgen/
    OklahomaMama is offline   Reply With Quote
    Old 02-17-2004, 05:12 PM   #20
    62jake
    DONT F*@K WITH JACK
     
    62jake's Avatar
     
    Join Date: Jul 2003
    Location: Amarillo, TX
    Posts: 1,616

    Shows Seen: 3

    Re: limerick thread

    Yup. How's OK treatin' you this fine day?
    __________________
    "I hope this evening finds everybody on top of,
    whatever it is you'd like to be on top of."
    DJM - 3-29-03

    "I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." - Mitch Hedberg
    62jake is offline   Reply With Quote
    Old 02-17-2004, 05:14 PM   #21
    OklahomaMama
     
    Join Date: Dec 2003
    Posts: 35,243

    Shows Seen: 2

    Re: limerick thread

    not too terrible...
    didya get any of that snow on valentine's day? it was perfect here....made everything pretty but didn't muck up the streets
    OklahomaMama is offline   Reply With Quote
    Old 02-17-2004, 05:46 PM   #22
    62jake
    DONT F*@K WITH JACK
     
    62jake's Avatar
     
    Join Date: Jul 2003
    Location: Amarillo, TX
    Posts: 1,616

    Shows Seen: 3

    Re: limerick thread

    Same here. I was hoping for a few feet so I would be snowed in and not have to go to work! I know, I'm terrible!
    __________________
    "I hope this evening finds everybody on top of,
    whatever it is you'd like to be on top of."
    DJM - 3-29-03

    "I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." - Mitch Hedberg
    62jake is offline   Reply With Quote
    Old 02-18-2004, 08:38 AM   #23
    OklahomaMama
     
    Join Date: Dec 2003
    Posts: 35,243

    Shows Seen: 2

    Re: limerick thread

    There once was a Texan named Jake
    Who claimed to have a mighty fine "snake"
    His pants he did drop
    Our hearts they did stop
    For his claims were truly not fake

    yeah, it's lame but i haven't had my coffee yet, dammit!
    OklahomaMama is offline   Reply With Quote
    Old 02-18-2004, 08:55 AM   #24
    62jake
    DONT F*@K WITH JACK
     
    62jake's Avatar
     
    Join Date: Jul 2003
    Location: Amarillo, TX
    Posts: 1,616

    Shows Seen: 3

    Re: limerick thread

    Hey momma! That was a great limerick! Made me feel good, even though I'm stuck inside at work all day long!
    __________________
    "I hope this evening finds everybody on top of,
    whatever it is you'd like to be on top of."
    DJM - 3-29-03

    "I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." - Mitch Hedberg
    62jake is offline   Reply With Quote
    Old 02-18-2004, 09:09 AM   #25
    62jake
    DONT F*@K WITH JACK
     
    62jake's Avatar
     
    Join Date: Jul 2003
    Location: Amarillo, TX
    Posts: 1,616

    Shows Seen: 3

    Re: limerick thread

    OKmama, I'm gonna think up one for you, pretty lady! Just give me some time today and I'll figure one out. It's gotta come to me like an epiphony, if I force it, it'll suck. So hang in there and I'll get you later!

    Jake
    __________________
    "I hope this evening finds everybody on top of,
    whatever it is you'd like to be on top of."
    DJM - 3-29-03

    "I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." - Mitch Hedberg
    62jake is offline   Reply With Quote
    Old 02-18-2004, 09:48 AM   #26
    62jake
    DONT F*@K WITH JACK
     
    62jake's Avatar
     
    Join Date: Jul 2003
    Location: Amarillo, TX
    Posts: 1,616

    Shows Seen: 3

    Re: limerick thread

    In OK there's a hot mom named Brenda
    She likes dirty limericks and it's hard to offend her
    She takes care of everyone here on Ants
    If she wasn't hitched I try to get in her pants
    Since I can't I'll have to find a new agenda


    There you go darlin'. That last line is kinda iffy, it's hard to find words to rhyme with Brenda! Hope you have a good day!

    Jake
    __________________
    "I hope this evening finds everybody on top of,
    whatever it is you'd like to be on top of."
    DJM - 3-29-03

    "I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." - Mitch Hedberg
    62jake is offline   Reply With Quote
    Old 02-18-2004, 12:03 PM   #27
    OklahomaMama
     
    Join Date: Dec 2003
    Posts: 35,243

    Shows Seen: 2

    Re: limerick thread

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by 62jake
    In OK there's a hot mom named Brenda
    She likes dirty limericks and it's hard to offend her
    She takes care of everyone here on Ants
    If she wasn't hitched I try to get in her pants
    Since I can't I'll have to find a new agenda


    There you go darlin'. That last line is kinda iffy, it's hard to find words to rhyme with Brenda! Hope you have a good day!

    Jake
    thanks, jakiebaby!!
    us southwesterners gotta take care of each other, eh?

    apropos to nothing.... why do i always wanna say ARMADILLO instead of AMARILLO??
    OklahomaMama is offline   Reply With Quote
    Old 02-18-2004, 12:38 PM   #28
    62jake
    DONT F*@K WITH JACK
     
    62jake's Avatar
     
    Join Date: Jul 2003
    Location: Amarillo, TX
    Posts: 1,616

    Shows Seen: 3

    Re: limerick thread

    It's all good, mama! Actually, our AAA baseball team is called the Amarillo Dillas. Amarillo means 'yellow' in spanish. So, our baseball team is really the 'Yellow Armadillos'! Funny, huh?
    __________________
    "I hope this evening finds everybody on top of,
    whatever it is you'd like to be on top of."
    DJM - 3-29-03

    "I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." - Mitch Hedberg
    62jake is offline   Reply With Quote
    Old 02-18-2004, 01:12 PM   #29
    OklahomaMama
     
    Join Date: Dec 2003
    Posts: 35,243

    Shows Seen: 2

    Re: limerick thread

    you texans are SO wierd!

    if it wasn't for the red river......
    YOU'D BE OKIES
    OklahomaMama is offline   Reply With Quote
    Old 02-18-2004, 01:13 PM   #30
    OklahomaMama
     
    Join Date: Dec 2003
    Posts: 35,243

    Shows Seen: 2

    Re: limerick thread

    for jakie
    http://www.rockkansas.com/downloads/...-wallpaper.jpg
    OklahomaMama is offline   Reply With Quote
    Reply

    Thread Tools
    Display Modes

    Posting Rules
    You may not post new threads
    You may not post replies
    You may not post attachments
    You may not edit your posts

    BB code is On
    Smilies are On
    [IMG] code is Off
    HTML code is Off

    Forum Jump


    Want to hide all ads on Ants? Click here

    All times are GMT -4. The time now is 07:13 AM.


    Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.6
    Copyright ©2000 - 2021, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.


       
    Site LinksAbout AntsAnts MobileTweet Tweet
    Home
    Ants+
    Tour Central
    Search bar
    RSS Feeds
    About Us
    Contact Us
    The Ants Blog
    Advertise on Ants
    Privacy Policy
    Ants on your cell phone
    iAnts
    mobile news
    mobile setlists
    antslive!
    Ants' Twitter
    DMBLive Twitter
    Ants Facebook
    Ants Instagram